Out of Exile Countdown Thread

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu May 19, 2005 7:29 pm

This is the thread where we count down the days until the Greatest Year In Music History (2005) officially kicks off with the release of Audioslave's sophomore effort, Out of Exile.

Today's countdown number is:

5

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu May 19, 2005 9:38 pm

How is the System of a Down?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri May 20, 2005 6:50 am

Oh.

Oh, well, this is quite embarassing.

See, I didn't... I didn't realize that it'd been released yet. Oh dear. Well, that kind of renders this whole thread moot and pointless.

But, let's just forge on anyway. Today's countdown number is:

4

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Fri May 20, 2005 8:22 am

Vitriola wrote:How is the System of a Down?

I downloaded it a few weeks ago off Usenet - pretty darn good.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat May 21, 2005 10:55 am

Vitriola wrote:How is the System of a Down?

MESMERIZE REVIEW, PART 1!!!

I'm writing part 1 now, after having listened to the first six songs. Overall, I would call it "an album by SOAD", which means that, if you like SOAD, you will already have bought it, and if you don't, you never will. So far this album is unlikely to change anybody's mind on either side of that fence.

Songs:

1. Soldier Side: A few seconds of melodic guitarwork, leading into:

2. BYOB. Now THIS is how you start an album! Huge, riff-tastic number in which SOAD seems to be channeling old Metallica, while infusing it with their characteristic musical sense of humor (the "let's all have a party tonight" part, or whatever he says). Very very good. RAWK! \m/\m/\m/

3. Revenga: Kinda nondescript, with a few interesting chord changes.

4: Cigaro: Starts with the lyric "My cock is much bigger than yours". Fast, but nonmemorable.

5. Radio/Video: Goofy song, harking back to the original album, and also borrowing heavily from the song "BOOM" off Steal This Album. Like, almost copying it exactly. Features SOAD's first foray into reggae. I liked it, but didn't love it.

6. This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song: Simple song with a few power chords and a bunch of yelping about not eating the fish. I don't know which fish they're talking about, or why we're not supposed to eat it, but whatever.

So, there you have it. So far, I'd give it a C+. The sound is, for the most part, markedly different from the first three albums -- gone is the low-end muddiness, as everything comes out sounding crisper and a little more treble-ended. Also, Daron does more singing, which would generally be regarded as a bad thing, but has fortunately figured out how to actually hit a note some time between the last album and this one. Singing lessons?

Thematically, it bandied back and forth between "WAR IS BAD" and "TELEVISION IS BAD". So, you know, no revelations there.

Anyway, there's PART 1. Like SOAD is doing with these two short albums (Mesmerize/Hypnotize - The KILL BILL of hard rock), I will charge you full price again for the second half of the review, even though I scream about the evils of capitalism.

Hmm.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:27 pm

MESMERIZE REVIEW PART 2:

First of all, I am now to understand that the album is actually called "MEZMERIZE". Which, okay, extra Z, that's 10 points, plus 50 bonus for going out, and triple word score... SOAD wins at The Scrabble!

Now, where were we...

7. Violent Pornography: The greatest song of all time!! Instantly vaults the album to legendary status. Essentially the X-rated metal version of the Homestar Runner theme song, this is a tremendous, rocking tune. You'll be merrily humming the chorus ("choking chicks and soooodomyyy...") all the way home. A+++++ WOULD LISTEN TO AGAIN

8. Question!: The obvious "centerpiece" of the album, features more wacky time signatures than the bastard offspring of Rush and Frank Zappa. Pretty good, but all those 5/4s and 7/8s take a little of the oomph out of it.

9. Sad Statue: SHREDDER!! We spend the first and last minutes of the song seeing how fast we can play the guitar, and in the middle reiterate our stance that WAR IS BAD AND STUFF. Worthwhile.

10. Old School Hollywood: The strangest of all SOAD songs. Mix in the Cylon voice from the original Battlestar Galactica, add a few more sound effects, and then add in total the vibe from that song which goes "Let's get a party goin' let's get a party goin' let's get a party goin' we'll party hard PARTY HARD!" (perhaps "Let's Get a Party Going?") and add just a smidge of really excellent harmonization, and you've got one brilliant, hard rockin' tune. Extra bonus points for Tony Danza references.

11. Lost in Hollywood: Let's bring it down a little, as the album ends on a quieter, more poetic ballad number, strummed and sung by Daron. You know, not really my thing, but you can feel the tension building for the upcoming sequel album.

The strength of the last half brings my current grade up to a solid B, although the fact that I can't hear a goddamn thing anymore must mean I liked it even more than that, as I played it 2.5 times straight through on my car stereo at full volume, and now I have a headache.

The Greatest Year in Music History has officially... BEGUN!

(Which reminds me, today's Out of Exile countdown number is:)

3

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat May 21, 2005 2:30 pm

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Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:51 pm

I'd hit it.

Actually, I wasn't that big a fan of the song. It had it's moments, but 'choking chicks and sodomy' wasn't it, too croony.

Anybody hear SOAD doing karaoke/covers of other songs? So far, I've only heard 'Smoke On the Water' and 'Footloose', but I almost had to pull off the road I was laughing so hard. Good shit.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat May 21, 2005 5:55 pm

Vitriola wrote:I'd hit it.

YEAH! =)

Actually, I wasn't that big a fan of the song.

Oh. =(

Anybody hear SOAD doing karaoke/covers of other songs?

I saw Serj and Tommy Morello doing "Get Up, Stand Up" on the Axis of Justice DVD. That was really bad!

(They also did "Where the Streets Have No Name" which was also horrible!)

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon May 23, 2005 6:40 am

Whoops! Slipped up a little here. Let's get back on track!

Yesterday's countdown number was:

2

Today's countdown number is:

1!

Can you feel the tension mounting? I CAN!

1 · Post by 1 » Mon May 23, 2005 8:34 am

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:59 am

Best Motherfucking OF, baby! Outstanding!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:56 pm

IT'S MAY 24TH!!! THE COUNTDOWN IS OVER!!!

Except for the countdown for the stores to open.

So, this hour's countdown number is:

10

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:57 pm

JC BBS wrote:11:56 PM

FIX THE CLOCK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue May 24, 2005 6:41 am

Well, some of the early reviews are coming in, and most of them seem to be of a theme... "Kinda mellower and more listener-friendly than the first album".

Hmm. I am... concerned about this.

Today, at 11:30, I will go to "lunch", head directly to Best Buy, pop it in, and then drive around for the next hour listening.

Then I will pick up a salad roll or something else to eat.

Then I will come back here and REVIEWZ THE ALBUMZ!!!!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue May 24, 2005 4:29 pm

The DJ on the radio said it came out a week ago today.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue May 24, 2005 4:31 pm

The DJ on the radio was: incorrect.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:32 pm

MEZMERIZE REVIEW, PART III
-------------------------------

Yeah, funny thing. This came out over a month ago, right? What did I give it? B? Well, that's ridiculous.

It has barely left my car's CD player since I got it. And my car's CD player hold exactly 1 CD at a time. Which means I've listened to the album now about 982 times so far. On long trips, multiple times over. And it never, never gets old.

Toxicity never gets old either, so the question becomes, which is the greatest rock album of all time, Toxicity or this.

Well, Toxicity has no bad songs at all, which makes it tough to beat. However, Mezmerize has higher peaks. The intro -> BYOB combo is nearly unbeatable, and I still think that Violent Pornography is the best song ever.

Also, as has been beat into the ground already, Mez is only "half an album".

But whatever, I CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO IT. Every other album I own seems to be lacking something next to it.

I give it A+++ WILL PLAY AGAIN NEXT TIME I GET IN MY CAR>

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:21 am

See, I got Out of Exile the same time I got Mezmerize.

Good idea, right?

WRONG!

Now I can't listen to Out of Exile.

Because every single time I make an attempt to start, I get reminded of how many orders of magnitude Mezmerize is better than Out of Exile, and will be inevitably drawn back to listen to Mezmerize, for the fifth time that day. I've never listened to a single Audioslave song yet. I hate you, Darren Molokean, for being so good that you spoil all music for all time. PS: Surge Tankeon is the best motherfucking name, ever.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 7:24 am

Lysander wrote:reminded of how many orders of magnitude Mezmerize is better than Out of Exile

Well, they're different styles of music. OoE is just straight-ahead, "old-timey" rock 'n' roll.

Surge Tankeon

How can you spell things for Lysander on here? Separate the letters by a space?

His name is S E R J T A N K I A N

And if you're interested, you can go to axisofjustice.org and listen to him and Tom Morello do their radio show together! Check out the archives.