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Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun May 22, 2005 2:02 pm

None of you dweebs has seen star wars yet? I figured Rob would have seen it 2 times already.

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Sun May 22, 2005 2:22 pm

I have no interest in seeing the movie.

chris · Post by **chris** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:56 pm

Don't care much about the movie actually....not nearly appealing enough to make go to a theater. Might rent it when it's out on DVD though.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun May 22, 2005 4:47 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:None of you dweebs has seen star wars yet? I figured Rob would have seen it 2 times already.

I prefer Star Trek to Star Wars. Then again, Star Trek has had more decent films than Star Wars, so who wouldn't prefer them?

And lucky for my dignity there probably won't be another Star Trek movie for 15 years.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun May 22, 2005 6:00 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Star Trek has had more decent films than Star Wars

Star Trek has had more decent films than Star Wars, but Star Wars has between one and three masterpieces, depending on who you ask.

Star Trek II is as close as ST can come to claiming a "masterpiece", but, let's get serious now.

If only the newer Star Wars films were any good. Oh, if only that. DAMN you, George Lucas' Neck! DAMN YOU TO HELL!

KHAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun May 22, 2005 6:14 pm

Star Trek 2 and 6 were better than any SW movie. I'd go ahead and say that SW and TESB were better than anything else Trek shat out, but still. KHHAAAA-aaa-motherfuckin'-AAAN.

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:13 pm

I think Star Wars was a neat concept - although it was never quite my cup of tea. But what really ruined it was when they resorted to tactics to give the movie an endearing quality of "cuteness" by injecting little furry creatures... Ewoks - and (god help us) Jar Jar Binks.

I can deal with Princess Lea as a slave whore in Empire. No one can diss Chewbacca. But the two aforementioned attempts at cuteness brought the entire thing to a new low in my humble opinion.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:52 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Star Trek 2 ... is better than Star Wars

This is the dumbest thing you've ever said, and ever will say. Which is kind of good because now we don't have to worry about you saying anything dumber for the rest of our, and more importantly your, lives.

6

Oh, god. Oops, MY BAD!!

Cool, though, now we can add to your many laugh-tastic movie comparisons:

"Signs is better than Magnolia!" - R "ICJ" S
"Star Trek Six is better than Star Wars!" - R "ICJ" S
"Street Trash is the BEST MOVIE EVER!!!" - R "ICJ" S

In the words of one of my closest, dearest friends, please seek professional help, out of respect for our past associations.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:53 pm

nessman wrote:I can deal with Princess Lea as a slave whore in Empire.

Wrong movie, dipshit.

nessman · Post by **nessman** » Sun May 22, 2005 7:54 pm

pinback wrote:
nessman wrote:I can deal with Princess Lea as a slave whore in Empire.
Wrong movie, dipshit.

It's all Star Wars to me - what the fuck do I know?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun May 22, 2005 8:38 pm

pinback wrote:This is the dumbest thing you've ever said, and ever will say. Which is kind of good because now we don't have to worry about you saying anything dumber for the rest of our, and more importantly your, lives.

6
Oh, god. Oops, MY BAD!!

Cool, though, now we can add to your many laugh-tastic movie comparisons:

Oh, good. Hahha, you think that the shit that Lucas totally and completely stole from the Japs and Joseph Campbell is better than the best science-fiction-based story of REVENGE ever told. You stupid toad. What did it for you, shitface? The Wookiees or the Droids?

"Signs is better than Magnolia!" - R "ICJ" S

You're the only person who thought Magnolia was any good. Please stop playing to the crowd. The crowd hated it.

"Star Trek Six is better than Star Wars!" - R "ICJ" S

A movie about the end of the cold war, growing up, growing old, friendship and loyalty... versus uninspired, unoriginal crap that worked, if it worked at all, in spite of the writer/director.

Without Harrison Ford nobody would give a shit about Star Wars. Without Shatner, well, you still had Spock.

"Street Trash is the BEST MOVIE EVER!!!" - R "ICJ" S

You say it's not???

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:20 am

Seen the new Star Wars yesterday...No review tho. I did notice the space physics were way off. Nothing new, but this time it bothered me more. I just can't suspend belief that much when all these different spacecraft are making all these wild noises in a vacuum. No. The crafts behave like they are all in some tropospheric atmosphere, with banking manouvers and these 'buzz-droids' that become damaged on the wings of the spaceship and slide off due to some strange physical phenomenon. (if the craft were in an atmosphere everything would be behaving correctly)

I know this is a trademark of Star wars but it got to me yesterday.

Other than that the movie was pretty good. It wasn't WOW, but it was pretty good. I wanted more Darth Vader. Once he was suited up in the breath mask he was only on screen for two shots. And dint whip his lightsabre out once.

(speaking of lightsabers and suiting up, there were merchandising geeks in the thearer lobby dressed in the jedi robes selling SW junk. I ignored them mightily)

A good way to kill three hours. When does the 6 DVD set come out?

THE
OVER. IT'S FINALLY OVER
WHAT'S THE NEXT BIG THING
AARDVARK

chris · Post by **chris** » Mon May 23, 2005 7:32 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Star Trek 2 and 6 were better than any SW movie.

IMHO, among all of the Star Trek and Star Wars movies, 'Star Trek 2' was the best in terms of pure sci-fi. It's just a great movie.

'Star Wars', however, is the best among them in terms of escapism and fantasy....it just happens to have a sci-fi theme to it.

As to 'Star Trek 6' vs 'Star Wars', on the whole, I couldn't pick one over the other. I liked 'em both, but for different reasons. 'The Empire Strikes Back' is as good as 'Star Wars', but 'Return of the Jedi' and the new trilogy sucks ass. Ness is right...the cuteness factor totally ruins it.

KtS · Post by **KtS** » Mon May 23, 2005 7:57 am

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:31 am

I saw SW Revenge of the Sith on Friday night in the large theater at Tinseltown. Not only was there no line but the theater was over half empty, which did surprise me. I liked it but was a little too drunk to remember everything about it so i'll have to see it again at the dollar theater.

Also, the Wrath of Kahn kicks ass to the point that I hate to call it a Star Trek movie - let's just call it a great movie without mentioning ST. When I was a kid, I watched it to the point where I knew just about every line.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:04 pm

When George Lucas brought me Jar-Jar, I realized that, in fact, the Ewoks really were the moment when the shark was jumped.

And then when in the remake Greedo shot first, that was Lucas taking a giant steaming runny shit all over what was left of my childhood.

I'm not seeing Episode III in a theatre, and I'm not contributing to the DVD rental costs either. If someone else rents it I might watch it, if I'm drunk enough.

Bruce

George Lucas · Post by **George Lucas** » Mon May 23, 2005 2:24 pm

bruce wrote:I'm not seeing Episode III in a theatre, and I'm not contributing to the DVD rental costs either. If someone else rents it I might watch it, if I'm drunk enough.

Doesn't matter, I've already made over $300,000,000 (that's fucking Million) in the first four days. Broke records like a mutherfucker. So, Bruce, you can suck my lightsaber sized cock.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Tue May 24, 2005 7:48 am

George Lucas wrote:So, Bruce, you can suck my lightsaber sized cock.

Can I suck your Jabba-sized <i>neck</i> too, George?

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon May 05, 2008 10:59 pm

bruce wrote:And then when in the remake Greedo shot first, that was Lucas taking a giant steaming runny shit all over what was left of my childhood.

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