World Golf Rankings.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 4:21 am

Now, a new feature from your friends at Ben Parrish Enterprises:

The Weekly World Golf Rankings!

(September 1, 2002)
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  Rank   Player               Country     Avg        Pts     Evts
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    1    Tiger Woods            USA      17.56    755.23      43
    2    Phil Mickelson         USA       9.95    477.50      48
    3    Ernie Els              SAf       8.69    451.70      52
    4    Retief Goosen          SAf       7.20    410.44      57
    5    Sergio Garcia          Spn       6.77    352.03      52
    6    David Toms             USA       5.56    317.04      57
    7    Davis Love III         USA       5.34    250.94      47
    8    Padraig Harrington     Ire       5.21    250.15      48
    9    Vijay Singh            Fij       5.06    308.36      61
   10    Jim Furyk              USA       4.94    232.09      47

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Sep 03, 2002 5:50 am

I thought Vijay Singh was a woman. Huh.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Mon Sep 23, 2002 2:36 pm

And now: The World Golf Rankings!

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  Rank   Player               Country     Avg        Pts     Evts
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    1 Tiger Woods               USA      18.19    782.35      43  
    2 Phil Mickelson            USA       9.30    455.64      49
    3 Ernie Els                 SAf       8.14    447.49      55
    4 Retief Goosen             SAf       7.36    434.04      59
    5 Sergio Garcia             Spn       6.68    353.79      53
    6 David Toms                USA       5.86    333.77      57
    7 Davis Love III            USA       5.45    256.12      47
    8 Vijay Singh               Fij       5.40    329.63      61
    9 Padraig Harrington        Ire       5.32    255.56      48
   10 Jim Furyk                 USA       4.83    232.06      48

It's really not close, you see.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 2:38 pm

This week's World Golf Rankings:

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  Rank   Player               Country     Avg        Pts     Evts
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    1    Tiger Woods            USA      17.87    768.48      43
    2    Phil Mickelson         USA       8.97    439.32      49
    3    Ernie Els              SAf       7.91    442.96      56
    4    Retief Goosen          SAf       7.18    423.85      59
    5    Sergio Garcia          Spn       6.66    346.32      52
    6    Padraig Harrington     Ire       6.17    296.16      48
    7    David Toms             USA       5.66    316.93      56
    8    Vijay Singh            Fij       5.51    335.88      61
    9    Davis Love III         USA       5.34    245.86      46
   10    Jim Furyk              USA       4.84    227.43      47

Tiger continuing to pull away. As impressive as this looks, you should have seen it in 2000. It was like Tiger had about a 30 point average, and Phil had maybe an 8 or something. It was ridiculous.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 2:57 pm

I still thought Vijay Singh was a woman. Huh.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 2:58 pm

Well, he's not.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 3:03 pm

Who?

Vijay?

S/he's not going to show up in a golf video game. No. S/he's going to show up in the computer adaption of the CRYING GAME.

He's a chick. Or, shit, wait, do I mean that Saree Pak is a man? Dammatron!!

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 4:38 pm

Se Ri is a girl, and might I add that with the recent influx of Asian golfers, the LPGA is starting to get HOT! Annika still needs to shave, but all them little Yumikos running around is pretty nice to watch.

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Tue Oct 08, 2002 10:44 pm

Erm... golf? Sure, they can make decent movies about it, but as an actualy spectator sport? =P Unless it's the penis bonus tournament, it's just not that much fun.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Wed Oct 09, 2002 1:01 am

Only people who enjoy playing golf enjoy watching golf.

But for those of us that fall under that category, golf is the best spectator sport going.

I, in 1985, would often respond to a Washington Redskins field goal by jumping off the sofa, running to the TV, pumping my fist at it, falling to the ground and pounding the carpet, yelling "YEAH!!! YEAAAAAAAHHHH BABY!!!! YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"

Now the only thing I have that reaction to is:

1. Tiger Woods making a clutch putt.
2. Porn.

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Thu Oct 10, 2002 8:52 pm

Ben wrote: jumping off the sofa, running to the TV, pumping my fist at it, falling to the ground and pounding the carpet, yelling "YEAH!!! YEAAAAAAAHHHH BABY!!!! YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!"

Now the only thing I have that reaction to is:

1. Tiger Woods making a clutch putt.
2. Porn.

So you whack it to Tiger Woods. Okay.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Fri Oct 11, 2002 1:31 am

loafergirl wrote:So you whack it to Tiger Woods. Okay.

What's your point?

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Sun Oct 13, 2002 10:53 pm

Ben wrote:
loafergirl wrote:So you whack it to Tiger Woods. Okay.
What's your point?

Don't you get rugburn?

Da King · Post by **Da King** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 5:11 pm

loafergirl wrote:Erm... golf? Sure, they can make decent movies about it, but as an actualy spectator sport? =P Unless it's the penis bonus tournament, it's just not that much fun.

Actually, I got free tickets to go see the chicks golf at Locust Hill this year, and it was somewhat entertaining. I'd KILL to be able to golf as well as the broads.

I'm volunteering to work at PGA Championship at Oak Hill next year. I'll be working as a marshall along the sidelines while all the "Big Guys" are golfing. THAT will be a fun time.

Da King · Post by **Da King** » Sun Oct 20, 2002 5:12 pm

Ben wrote:Only people who enjoy playing golf enjoy watching golf.

But for those of us that fall under that category, golf is the best spectator sport going.

Er, no. I enjoy playing golf.
I somewhat enjoy watching golf.

Hockey is still my favourite spectator sport.