Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

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bruce
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Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

Post by bruce »

The first thirty minutes or so of this movie--up until Sky Captain and Polly Perkins get back to the bombed-out-base, are among the most beautiful cinema I've ever seen.

The slightly-blurred washed-out sepia, the extreme two-dimensionality of the background, and the 1930s Futurist styling all make you feel like you're watching some creeped-out German Expressionist Metropolis <i>noir</i>. Which is exactly the point.

Seriously, it's stunningly, stunningly beautiful.

Unfortunately, after that, the movie decides it wants to be <i>Raiders of the Lost Ark</i>, and, yeah, I guess it's an OK pulp-action serial, but, enh. The visual effects go from being claustrophobic to just being expensive. You'll groan when you see "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rivendell," and, frankly, it's a pity about the plot and the characterization. And ZERO POINTS for the heavy-handed <i>Johnny Got His Gun</i> reference.

But, GOD DAMN, the first half-hour or so of the movie is beautiful.

Oh, and I'd totally do Angelina Jolie.

Bruce

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Post by Worm »

I'm surpised you didn't say something like "I'd totally do Angelina Jolie in the crevice under her eyepatch" or something.

Anyway, can I get an idea of how often I'm going to see her and that stupid eyepatch looking smug?
Good point Bobby!

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Post by bruce »

Worm wrote:I'm surpised you didn't say something like "I'd totally do Angelina Jolie in the crevice under her eyepatch" or something.

Anyway, can I get an idea of how often I'm going to see her and that stupid eyepatch looking smug?
Yeah, I bet she'd give a great socket job.

Um, the answer is "very often during the small part of the film in which she appears."

Bruce

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