Love's Been A Little Hard on Juice Newton

[ICJ]

I'm sorry, Juice! C'mere, let me see if I can make it a little better hey wha GET THE WAY FROM ME YOU DISGUSTING FATTED CUNTRY WHORE.


... fuck.

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Does anybody understand the above post?

[gsdgsd]

Judging by the post time, I'm guessing Robb's drunk, in which case, yes, it makes perfect sense.

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I can help you kick that drinking habit, Jonsey.

Help is here, you just need to reach out for it.

[Percoset and Ambien]

I can help you kick that drinking habit, Jonsey.

Help is here, you just need to reach out for it.

oh yeah, Jonsey, we're way way better than drinking. You've got to reach for us, Jonsey.

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oh yeah, Jonsey, we're way way better than drinking. You've got to reach for us, Jonsey.

This feels unnecessary.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

oh yeah, Jonsey, we're way way better than drinking. You've got to reach for us, Jonsey.

This feels unnecessary.

Like love being a little hard on Juice.

She's got nothing to be ashamed of. If she shies away, it's only because love's been a little bit hard on her. You know it's just been a little hard on her.

She can't remember when it meant so much. Now? Now she shies away from the slightest touch. Oh, you know! It's been a little bit hard on her. Just a little, little.

Come out, come out! To the hopeless romance inside. Shout "It's all right, it's all right, to stay so dark so close to the light!"

Look. She'll be back when she calms her fears And she'll see you, Pinner, round in a thousand years... because love's been a little bit hard on her.

You know it's JUST BEEN A LITTLE HARD ON HER!! WHOOOOAAAOOOOOOAAAA YOU KNOW IT'S JUST BEEN A LITTLE HARD ON HER!!! ON HER!!!!!

ON HER!!!!


... Motherfuckers!