Which movie is GAYER? Magnolia or The Crow

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:54 pm

Another poll: Which movie is GAYER (appealing to the feminine emotions) or SUCKS MORE, Magnolia ?

or The Crow

?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:32 pm

What if one is gayer(appealing to the feminine emotions) than the other, but the other sucks more than the gayer(appealing to the feminine emotions) one?

Oh,and is anything that appeals the the femine, well, let's not splice terms here: Anything that appeals to dumb worthless skirts (It's okay CO, I'll say it for you) by defacto blows, right? Everything that sucks is not necessarly not masculine, but all that which is not masculine is motherfucking drool art, right? I haven't seen either movies, so I figure I'll get the rest of the poll really nice and clear.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:09 pm

Did oyu hear that, CO? That is the sound of the entire BBS alliing against you. No. NO. You did not just motherfucking insult The Crow, bitch. The Crow *and* Magnolia are two of the best movies I have ever seen, and you are a complete fucking moron if you disagree. Christ, I'm going to lay down even money here and say that even *Jethrow* will back me up here when I say that it is not The Crow which sucks, good sir, but it is you. Seriously. What the fuck is your problem, shithead? Does it get you off to piss strangers off over the internet? That must be it. I've got an image of you sitting in front of your computer screen, thinking "Ooooo, I wonder how I can piss off the entirity of Jolt Country BBS tonight? I know, I'll make a "which movie is teh omg gay!" thread, and I'll put two of the most clasic, untouchable movies eve produced on there, like... oh, let's say, the Crow, and... Magnolia! Yeah, Magnolia! People are talking about Magnolia now, so that must mean it sucks!" And then you have sex with your dead cat, al while muttering "muha muha muha" under your breath because you know in your deepest core that you have managed, with two seconds of effort, to damn you to the pits of Hell for eternal damnation. The Crow/ The fucking Crow? Are you going to stand here and fucking proclaim to me that The Crow was a piece of shit movie? "Yeah, I mean he came ack from the dead, that's just so unrealistic! What'shisfuckerface Lee deserved to die while making that movie because it was so *gay*! And by gay I mean *ba*!" Grow the fuck up, child. I haven't seen so much immaturity since the Game FAQs war on terrorism board where some crack-headed dipshit retarded onkey called me a terrorist because I dared to tel him that torturing Al Qaeda* members wouldn't make other nations happy. And it's on Jolt Country, for Christ's sake! Robb, I've been here for over a year now, and I haven't seen anybody so determined to be such an annoying little bitch as Casual fucking Observer. Are you just going to sit and watch and let this mother fucker defile the best goddamned movies in history like this? Anybody who thinks that both Magnolia and The Crow are "gay" just needs to slit his wrists with electrical tape, because he is obviously so completely off-base that not even electroshock therapy will be able to cure his problems.

Love,
Lysander

PS: fag.

*He spelled it "Al Quaeda," as it happened.

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:14 pm

No, lysander, I like the crow. It's ben "pinback" perrish who dislikes The Crow enough to say that it suuucks. I thought I would start a poll to show that Magnolia sucks worse.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:21 pm

Right. Best of luck with that!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:21 pm

exciting content at sonowthen.net:

ben wrote:The Crow sucks ass.

CO wrote:What the fuck are you talking about? The Crow most certainly does not 'suck ass'. It had a great soundtrack, had the (since the movie) late Brandon Lee, and was an exciting date/magic/revenge flick. The sequels certainly sucked ass but the original was at least a cult classic. That movie and Natural Born Killers were a couple of my favorites for at least a phase of my life.

ben wrote:Suuuucks.

See all the work you did writing up a bitter tirade and you should have directed your anger towards pinback?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:23 pm

It's a stupid idea anyway. I mean, you can't compare the two. It's like saying "Which is better, Jigsaw or Photopia?" They're completely different genres, you can't put two movies from different genres together and try to compare them, because there's just nothing to compare too unless you count them both being good movies, which I don't because it's irrelivant.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:25 pm

Yeah, I guess you're right. But it was a good tirade, wasn't it? Don't you think it was a good bitter tirade that I went off on, there?

Casual Observer · Post by **Casual Observer** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:36 pm

Lysander wrote:Yeah, I guess you're right. But it was a good tirade, wasn't it? Don't you think it was a good bitter tirade that I went off on, there?

It's exactly what I wish I'd taken the effort to write when I first read somebody downing The Crow.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:39 pm

I'll give the Crow 8 points for cinematography, 6 boobie points for being the ultimate embodiment of everything that was wrong with the culture responsible for it, and then deduct 2 points for providing way too many people dressed alike every Halloween. I can't really say how it stacks up in terms of suckitude compared to Magnolia because, well, I've yet to see Magnolia.

That having been said, if you're asking whether any movie is gayer (in whatever sense of the word you like) when compared to the Crow, then the answer is pretty much always the Crow. I mean, sure, Assmasters 5: Maximum Assposure has a lot of men penetrating eachother, but it doesn't have "oh aren't I so brooding and darkly romantic" Eric Draven being brought back from <s>Native American</s> <s>Indian</s> <s>Injun</s> Dirt Worshipper Heaven by a bird to "make the wrong things right", so it still manages to be less gay than the Crow.

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:51 pm

Oh, jeeze.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 12:17 am

Lysander wrote:Oh, jeeze.

C'mon, Lysander, you're... what? 18? 19? Which means you were still a kid in 1994. Casual Observer (much like myself) is part of a generation that considered purchasing a two-disk set entitled "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" a good idea, so I can kind of sort of understand his fondness. But how do <b>you</b> look at Brendon Lee in a duster and pancake makeup and feel anything but the sort of mystified amusement previously reserved for stuff like the "Flock of Seagulls" haircut?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 8:33 am

Goth is still alive and well, Debaser, aolthough the music has become an amalgam of electro/industrial/trance. Even the pure goth singers just rip off their elders, but the culture as a whole is around and doing fine. Who says that Lysander isn't showing up to midnight parties at the bottomest, darkest day of the year wearing not ONE, but TWO!!!! eyepatches for maximum Darkness (because it's not like he can see. And besides, it's really DARK out on those glaciers), that he can't want to die like the Crow, and that he isn't sitting in his room right now casting Batjuice spells on his internet girlfriend's stalker?

I bought Mellon Collie, too, and was even going to buy the ZERO babydoll :(

Billy Corgan · Post by **Billy Corgan** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:03 am

You blame yourself for wanting me.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 9:36 am

Billy Corgan wrote:You blame yourself for wanting me.

More. You blame yourself for wanting more.

A part of me still kind of wishes I owned one of those silver-sleeved "Zero *" shirts.

Contempt for Self: Skyrocketting!!

Despite all my rage...

Billy Corgan · Post by **Billy Corgan** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:09 am

Debaser wrote:More. You blame yourself for wanting more.

Yeah, but doesn't it TOTALLY sound like I'm saying me?

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sun Aug 29, 2004 1:15 pm

Vitriola wrote:Who says that Lysander isn't showing up to midnight parties at the bottomest, darkest day of the year wearing not ONE, but TWO!!!! eyepatches for maximum Darkness (because it's not like he can see. And besides, it's really DARK out on those glaciers), that he can't want to die like the Crow, and that he isn't sitting in his room right now casting Batjuice spells on his internet girlfriend's stalker?

Ah! Ahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ah-hah-hah-hah-haaaaahhahhahaaaahaaaahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaah! That is the funnyest thing I have read all week, Vitriola, thank you so much for that. (And to answer your question: me.)

Which movie is GAYER? Magnolia or The Crow

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Which movie is GAYER? Magnolia or The Crow