AVP

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:21 pm

Will it suck? Will it not suck? Suck Vs. Non-Suck, 8.13.2004!?

The fact that it's PG-13 fills me with dread.

"Shoot that gosh-darn thing before it blows up that motherscratchin' fuel tank!!"

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:54 pm

I would HOPE that you'd actually go see it in the theatre. That way you at least get to scream at teenagers if they've raped your childhood there.

I just can't belive they're gonna make a Predator movie without getting Arnold, Jesse or Carl Weathers involved. I don't care if they're dead. The new characters can be their kids or something. But that was half that movie, not the chortling predator fuck.

dddddddddddddebdaswe · Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:52 pm

Fucking kids. The teeagers are barte presentred by the aliens for the predatores. It's not that fucing complicated. Even if the movie sucks. It's stilll Aliens. Vs. Predators. Fuuuuuuuuck.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Aug 04, 2004 11:24 pm

I caught Action Jackson recently. I think I misclicked on Punch Drunk Love in Netflix and it came up and my backspace key didn't work so I wasn't able to get the movie I truly wanted to see.

But I have no idea why a sequel wasn't made, aside from the obvious lack of sales. It had everything: all the women got naked, AJ was thrown off the case in like the first couple of minutes, he killed people just because he was annoyed, cars went rolling right into gas tankers... whatta flick.

Carl Weathers ought to be in Alien vs Predator. Not in the way he needs to be in every movie, though there's that, but he definitely needs to be in this one. I'll give Alien vs Predator two stars.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:01 am

dddddddddddddebdaswe wrote:The teeagers are barte presentred by the aliens for the predatores.

Uhhh. Little help here?

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 6:18 am

Yeah, sorry. I was clearly "stage three" last night, which is not a good time to access the internet. I don't even know what this one was supposed to be.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:19 am

Methinks "barte" = "bait". Like the aliens are using the humans as bait for the predator.

Though it's still wrong from what I understand of the plot. Re, that the predators filled this hidden temple (in Alaska? Antartica?) with bad-ass aliens (apparently including a queen) and treat it like their own personal hunting reserve. Humans just happen to find the temple and go exploring while this is going on, and get stuck in the middle. Pretty trite, but the potential is always there, and the effects look good in the short shots you see in the ads.

Obviously the predators are aliens too. Read "aliens" as "the H. R. Giger-designed aliens from the movie with three sequels."

Didn't realize that it's PG-13, though. DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:03 am

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Methinks "barte" = "bait". Like the aliens are using the humans as bait for the predator.

Yes yes! But I think I meant to say that it was the Predators using the people as bait, them being the hunters and all.

Lieutenant Obvious · Post by **Lieutenant Obvious** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:53 am

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Obviously the predators are aliens too. Read "aliens" as "the H. R. Giger-designed aliens from the movie with three sequels."

Way to go, Cap'n!