Monster Magnet in the US.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 4:23 am

http://monstermagnet.net/

They're hitting a place not more than an hour away from me. Seems better than me going to Phila or Lancaster both two hours.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:05 pm

Last time I saw them was with Korn. I bought a MM T-shirt, and ended up getting drunk in a strip bar after the show and leaving it there. A few years later, I bought the same shirt (Dopes To Infinity album cover-naked chick), and have yet to wear it more than 7-8 times. It was more on principle.

As for the show- it was ok, but they ended up doing a 2/3 rockin' set, and a 1/3 trippy guitar solos and shit set reminiscent of the 70s, except nobody there was stoned except for them. And, maybe, Korn. Booooring. Even though they're coming to Denver, I may have to miss this one unelss I'm really not doing anything else that night, and by anything else, I mean anything up to and including taking out the T-shirt I have and gazing at it for a few hours.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:18 pm

UPDATE!!!!

I JUST saw this, and am appalled. Worm will get it, and the rest of you can just look at some dogfaced camslut who not only shouldn't be wearing a dress I used to own, but shouldn't be naming it after one of my favorite songs, either.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:32 pm

She's not DOGFACED, goddammit.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:49 pm

Vitriola wrote:Last time I saw them was with Korn. I bought a MM T-shirt, and ended up getting drunk in a strip bar after the show and leaving it there. A few years later, I bought the same shirt (Dopes To Infinity album cover-naked chick), and have yet to wear it more than 7-8 times. It was more on principle.

As for the show- it was ok, but they ended up doing a 2/3 rockin' set, and a 1/3 trippy guitar solos and shit set reminiscent of the 70s, except nobody there was stoned except for them. And, maybe, Korn. Booooring. Even though they're coming to Denver, I may have to miss this one unelss I'm really not doing anything else that night, and by anything else, I mean anything up to and including taking out the T-shirt I have and gazing at it for a few hours.

Yeah, they're relatively clean for stoner rock now. The trippy shit is pretty behind them and they are moving into the realms more solid rock & roll. I mean, they might do a trippy song, but Tab ... 25 is old, they're probably going to be more pimping their new album anyway.

V, did you pick up Spine of God? Because that's possibly one of their best albums.

chris · Post by **chris** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:53 pm

pinback wrote:She's not DOGFACED, goddammit.

(Not knowing who the woman is, I'm just going to go forward with reckless abandon.....)

Oh my F'in God, enter her in the next Howard Stern Buttaface contest!

Nothing says "hi-qual" like hanging some damn tinsel in your kitchen and getting your $5/hr burger-flipping boyfriend to take pictures of you with the $29 Keystone digital camera you bought at Rite-Aid. What's next, seductive poses on the hood of his rusted out 1992 Geo Storm?

Hell, I used to have the same exact vinyl floor in my kitchen until I covered it up because it was SO GOD DAMN FUGLY. That picture is a loser in ALL respects!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:56 pm

Perhaps "females" just don't do it for you.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 7:57 pm

chris wrote: Hell, I used to have the same exact vinyl floor in my kitchen until I covered it up because it was SO GOD DAMN FUGLY. That picture is a loser in ALL respects!

Waitasec.. are you ranting on the girl or the floor?

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:48 am

Jack Straw wrote:Waitasec.. are you ranting on the girl or the floor?

Looks like it....nice body, but she's a buttaface.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:57 am

Please furnish us with a picture of your girlfriend, so we can get a sense of what you would prefer.

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:02 am

pinback wrote:Please furnish us with a picture of your girlfriend, so we can get a sense of what you would prefer.

a) It's none of your business what I prefer (but it *is* women), and

b) I have no girlfriend....I've been married almost 7 years.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:04 pm

Can we get this back on topic? Is anyone planning to attend a Monster Magnet show?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:52 pm

b) I have no girlfriend....I've been married almost 7 years.

Let's have a look.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:04 pm

I showed you a picture of her a couple weeks ago. She's totally cool looking.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:34 pm

I have difficulty relating real-life events with online names/facts.

Sometimes I can barely remember whether Ice Cream Jonsey is a white man or Chinese.

chris · Post by **chris** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:12 pm

pinback wrote:Sometimes I can barely remember whether Ice Cream Jonsey is a white man or Chinese.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present our host, Ice Cream Jonsey:

Da King · Post by **Da King** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 9:34 pm

Vitriola wrote:I showed you a picture of her a couple weeks ago. She's totally cool looking.

Would you?

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:37 am

I'd do my rock & roll duty.