Every Super Bowl Ad, 2023

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I didn't watch it this year. But here's how I assume every ad went.

"You know those two or three people you didn't think would be together? Well, here they are, fuckers!!!!!!!"

Thank you

[Jizaboz]

ROFL exactly!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Unfortunately I was quite wrong ab--

If someone had told me Michelob was planning a homage to Caddyshack with Serena Williams as Chevy Chase's character, Brian Cox as Ted Knight's character and Tony Romo doing a passable Bill Murray impression, I would have told them to save their $7 million.

Much as I love me some John Travolta, the bald, bearded guy who keeps making uncomfortable appearances in Super Bowl ads — he did the Grease dance with grown daughter Ella in a spot two years ago — is not my favorite. This year, he recreated the classic number from Grease, "Summer Nights," with Scrubs co-stars Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

This film has been plagued with problems, including the public meltdown of star Ezra Miller. But the Super Bowl ad for The Flash is so packed with compelling revelations (cut the fabgirl REEEEing) And after I saw Michael Keaton utter the words he first made famous back in 1989 — "I'm Batman" — I decided they can have all my money. (OK, I didn't cut all of it)

Points to Rakuten for realizing Alicia Silverstone could easily slip right back into the red beret of her Clueless character, Cher.

Steve Martin and Ben Stiller are the stars here, and the teaser featuring them bickering over who is the better actor

Again, didn't bother watching but holy Christ it's the SAME GODDAMN THING for every one of them and they all cost at least 7 million dollars. It's at the point where someone could make a script that randomly pulls a few celebrity names together and boom, there's your dumb ad.

[pinback]

There was only one ad you needed to see.

[Tdarcos]

I didn't watch it this year. But here's how I assume every ad went.

"You know those two or three people you didn't think would be together? Well, here they are, fuckers!!!!!!!"

Thank you

"... is sponsored by Fucker's brand condoms. Just go to your nearest drug store, and say to the clerk, 'Gimme a pack of them Fuckers!'"


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