Your count down has begun.

Chicken Little · Post by **Chicken Little** » Tue Aug 19, 2003 11:00 pm

Hi guys.

black outs in the north east.
gasoline shortages lines in Phoenix.
flash floods in Las Vegas.
bombing of the un embassy.

all this means is that the world is going to end.

It's not so bad.

No, It's even worse than that.

Violet · Post by **Violet** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 7:14 am

The world can't end, I'm still a virgin.

Seriously though, I remember being in school on the day that "the world was supposed to end". All the kids were really nervous because the world was supposed to end in 10 minutes. (I went to catholic school) The priest came over and had to tell every kid in each of the classes not to worry. It was all kind of funny looking back.

If the world does come to an end, can I have your stereo chicken little? Actually in a post apocolypse society I won't need your stereo. Can I fry you up after the world comes to an end?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:11 am

Violet wrote:The world can't end, I'm still a virgin.

Yea, I was thinking that same thing. I though believe I am going to remain celibate because getting laid is a hassle. Oh, and try to not become a chronic masturbator.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:16 am

Violet wrote:The world can't end, I'm still a virgin.

Annnnnnnnnd with that, every post you make from here on out will automatically be followed by about five others on this BBS. In fact, I have it on good authority that two or three characters are being made up specifically regarding this. You have now entered your own personal Golden Age of telecommunications, Violet!

danzaland · Post by **danzaland** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:45 am

Lately I have been trying to define "The End".
The End for me will be when we are no longer a free people and are being rounded up to be put into FEMA camps or large cities and forcibly injected with vaccines.
The clock is ticking, don't get me wrong. I have been reading commentaries on Kitco.com that ae submitted from different financial type people and the outlook is bad. We are near collapse big enough to make the Great Depression look like a picnic.
We as Americans are over extended creditwise. Bankruptcies are at an all time high.
The Federal Reserve can only create new money for so long to keep this economy going.
I don't understand how people can think things are so good and we are on the brink of disaster. When the Economy hits the dumper as expected in the next 6-9 months, that will signal the end.

I challenge you all to listen to Alex Jones (infowars.com) just one afternoon just to get a glimpse of the assault on the average person by the ruling elite.

Does everybody think that just because we are supposed to be civilized that the types of people who have ruled in the past are gone? They have always been and will always will be, but their power waxes and wanes through out time. It only took a small minority of people to bring about the Revolutionary War.
We need to return to the Constitution and what is says. The ruling elite are very strong now and are using the slickest PR ever to INCREMENTALLY put the shackles on us.
Our Founding Fathers (I am an Enemy Combatant under the Patriot Act for saying Founding Fathers) are rolling in their graves and Hitler is shocked at what Dubya and Crew are getting away with.
5 years ago you if you said New World Order, you were a kook. Now its just a given.
Bush Sr. quoted it at least 3 times in different speeches. Gary Hart used ther term the day AFTER Sept 11th. Blair dropped it a bunch of times in defending himself for going to War with Iraq.
The End is near. I hope that you are ready.

danzaland · Post by **danzaland** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:46 am

BTW.. Chicken Little is NOT my doing.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:48 am

Okay, when those this Jones person speak online?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:49 am

Violet wrote:The world can't end, I'm still a virgin.

I'm willing to help <i>you</i> with that. But not Worm.

Bruce

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:54 am

Worm wrote:Okay, when those this Jones person speak online?

...

... If H.G. Wells's movies taught us anything, it's that English will survive for 800,000 years. But Christ, man. Not at this pace it won't.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 10:47 am

Well, fuck. I guess I'm glad this place isn't SA. I probably was half watching a soap opera at the time.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 11:02 am

Worm, you need to go as "Cats" from Zero Wing (the "All Your Base" game for those not in the know) for Halloween this year.

Blast! There needs to be a Jolt Country Halloween Extravaganza! Damn this world where we all live in a different state / province / nation!!

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 11:47 am

Worm wrote:I though believe I am going to remain celibate because getting laid is a hassle.

Yeah, along with washing your clothes, making money, and cleaning.

COME ON WORM GET YER SHIT TOGETHER MAN!!!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 3:36 pm

Well, I'm not dying quite yet. So my shit can't be very far apart.