JEALOUS!?!?!?!!!

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(They're jealous.)

[AArdvark]

That is the COOLEST thing ever!

[odyssia76]

Yeah it is the coolest thing ever!

What is it?

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Yeah it is the coolest thing ever!

What is it?

It is a copy of The Jaws Log, signed personally and lovingly to me, by Carl Gottlieb, the screenwriter.

(Of the movie "Jaws".)

[AArdvark]

Does that edition have better quality photos than the paperback edition?

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Does that edition have better quality photos than the paperback edition?

Well, I haven't perused it yet, but doubtful! Also, it is still paperback.

[Flack]

Wow, cool! I have a few autographed items and despite the fact that the people that signed those things forgot about me 5 seconds later, they're still pretty special to me.

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Here is my favorite story of the day:

I got the above book through the last Facebook Jaws group I'm still a member of ("Amity Jaws Group").

Within the last week, the owner of the group received a three-day Facebook ban, for something he posted which violated "Facebook community standards".

Here is what he said:

"I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten."

"I am not making this up." - Dave Barry

[AArdvark]

There's no shark hunting on Facebook. It aint like goin' down t' the pond and catching blueglls or tommycods.

I'm using that in my story now!

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