Great Moments in Cinematic History

[Flack]

Revenge of the Ninja

[Jizaboz]

Hell yeah!

[Tdarcos]

The best fight scene has to be Transporter 2 where Jason Statham kills <strike>11</strike> 13 men with a firehose! (I had to count a second time.) He also does it in under two minutes.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

This is a great idea for a thread. Bookmarking!!

[Flack]

One had his arms cut off.



The other had his legs destroyed by acid.



Side by side they are two...



But together they become THE CRIPPLED MASTERS (1979)

[AArdvark]

Best ninja movie EVER!

I can't stop laughing and that's from the premise.

[Flack]

Surprisingly, 1979's Crippled Masters is not related to 1978's Crippled Avengers. In the former, four kung-fu fighters are crippled and then "rebuilt" (the guy who loses his legs gets iron legs, the guy who is deaf gets super powered hearing aids, etc). The four main actors in Crippled Avengers were also in 5 Deadly Venoms.

[Flack]

When mad scientists have a sense of humor.

[Flack]

"I am the Robot Ninja!"



"Hit me with your best sh--"

[AArdvark]

Where do you find these movies! I went from never knowing they existed to must watch now in .0000001 seconds

THE
SKID MARKS
AARDVARK

[Flack]

"KIDS! YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THE WATER! THERE'S A GHOST SHARK COMING!"



"Ha ha ha! We don't believe y--"







Ghost Shark (2013)

[Jizaboz]

Ghost shark wins.

FATALITY

[Flack]

"Mom, you've got to stay out of the water. Santa Jaws is out there."



"But Cody... there's no such thing as Santa Jaws."



Santa Jaws (2018)