Calgary Goalie

by **Worm** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:15 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You guys are on your own. You're all going to get what's coming to you. I can't police him - the man is utterly without limits and restrictions. Don't come crying to me when the inevitable happens.

The inevitable:

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:45 pm

You guys are on your own. You're all going to get what's coming to you. I can't police him - the man is utterly without limits and restrictions. Don't come crying to me when the inevitable happens.

by **Worm** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:29 pm

AArdvark wrote: Video

I knew someone would post the highlights..er.. lowlights.

Where is it in those long five minutes?

Vitriola wrote:Seriously, who says 'Get bent' anymore, if they ever did? And someone wasn't just watching The Simpsons for more hours than they should admit?

Knuckle's identity has finally been revealed.

by **AArdvark** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:23 pm

Video

I knew someone would post the highlights..er.. lowlights.

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IT'S ONLY A GAME
AARDVARK

by **Vitriola** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:49 pm

Seriously, who says 'Get bent' anymore, if they ever did? And someone wasn't just watching The Simpsons for more hours than they should admit?

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 4:26 pm

hygraed wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:
hygraed wrote: I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.
The upperclassmen at your school must use you to hit golf balls with.
Joke's on you. I'm a senior.

Well I'm sure you been stuffed in plenty of dumpsters by Freshmen then. Get Bent weirdo.

by **AArdvark** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:03 pm

Damn right it's assualt. just because one wears pads and is on a hockey team dosen't make them above the law.

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MINI RANT
AARDVARK

by **hygraed** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:14 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:
hygraed wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!
I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.
The upperclassmen at your school must use you to hit golf balls with.

Joke's on you. I'm a senior.

by **Worm** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:34 am

AArdvark wrote:The goalie comes out of the crease after the play and chops a guy in the midsection with his stick. Looked like a lumberjack swinging an axe. They knew they were gonna lose cause the score was four to one. Looked like a scene from Slapshot. They actually played a clip from the movie after the commentators went on about it. ('Strappin on the foil!')

I know it's playoffs and all, but really..

THE
NOT GOOD
AARDVARK

Isn't that assault?

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:43 pm

hygraed wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!
I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

The upperclassmen at your school must use you to hit golf balls with.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:34 pm

hygraed wrote:
Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!
I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

Well, in Knuckles's defense, Chester Cheetah -- the guy he posted -- seems to be pretty thin as well. At this point, I think Knuckles is just basically claiming that all my posters have some sort of thyroid problem and it's not appreciated. But what can I do? Blood runs thicker than water. I try to distance myself from his inane warblings, but just posting in a thread he's decided to "emerge from the Beetle" from, so to speak, makes one a target. He's like a particularly aggressive liger, of myth. Don't look it straight in the eye and just ensure that you more more swiftly than one other guy in the thread.

by **hygraed** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:16 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!

I'm 5'10" and I weigh 114 pounds. I'm hardly obese.

by **AArdvark** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:23 pm

Anyway, if someone posts the video on youtoob I will link it.

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AFTER THE FACT
AARDVARK

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:20 pm

hygraed wrote:Knuckles, whenever I see your username and signature I'm reminded of Dr. Rockso the Rock'n'Roll Clown from Metalocalypse.

yeah when I think of you I think of this guy

Teenage obesity is EVERYONES problem!

by **AArdvark** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:38 am

The goalie comes out of the crease after the play and chops a guy in the midsection with his stick. Looked like a lumberjack swinging an axe. They knew they were gonna lose cause the score was four to one. Looked like a scene from Slapshot. They actually played a clip from the movie after the commentators went on about it. ('Strappin on the foil!')

I know it's playoffs and all, but really..

THE
NOT GOOD
AARDVARK

by **hygraed** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:51 pm

Knuckles, whenever I see your username and signature I'm reminded of Dr. Rockso the Rock'n'Roll Clown from Metalocalypse.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:49 pm

Long distance spitting

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:46 pm

What sport does calgary have a team in?

by co » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:59 pm

um, he said goon, not gook

by **Worm** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:54 pm

Did he pull a gun?

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