by AArdvark » Tue Apr 22, 2003 6:43 pm
"The dog is off for the next two days. He'll be back for his regular shift. He's not expected to miss any time," said Lt. Joseph Cecile, a police spokesman.
Geez, wouldn't want to miss any time at work, huh, dog. Be a bummer to bring home a short paycheck. How you gonna feed the bitch and puppies eucanuba with all that time offa work. Gonna hafta get that lollipop farm Ken-L- ration this week. Better see if you can get dog disability or som'thin.
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AARDVARK
[quote]"The dog is off for the next two days. He'll be back for his regular shift. He's not expected to miss any time," said Lt. Joseph Cecile, a police spokesman.
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Geez, wouldn't want to miss any time at work, huh, dog. Be a bummer to bring home a short paycheck. How you gonna feed the bitch and puppies eucanuba with all that time offa work. Gonna hafta get that lollipop farm Ken-L- ration this week. Better see if you can get dog disability or som'thin.
THE
INHUMANE
AARDVARK