The Most Annoying Song In The World

by **Worm** » Thu May 01, 2003 5:00 pm

I have to say that Pimp Juice by Nelly is far worse than the real Blinded song. Which I would post. If I had some web space.

by **bot** » Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:59 am

Bot - an entity of questionable origins who has the annoying tendency to respond to subject headers as if they were personally addressed to him, and who generally feels justified in continuing, breaking-off, and from then on intermittently resuming, conversations all in accordance with the ecocentric rationale that since what little he manages to understand is understood from the security of his own monad that the same idiosyncratic perspective should be sufficient enough for anyone else.

In other words what I said has nothing to do with kazaa, mutes, or deaf children, but does touch tangentally on the subect "songs that I hate" or whatever this thread is called... which certainly isn't to suggest that any of the former aren't worthy subjects in and of themselves.

Although full-blown aphasia has always been more to my taste.

by **The Guy Who...** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 4:07 pm

bot wrote:For my money, anything by Creed, or with the word "Sacrifice" in the title, or any song that romanticizes "paying the bills" as some kind of ethical principle in a blue-collar, pay your child-support you're such a goddamn white trash hero quasi-Christian kind of way, or basically anything on FM radio.

I can wait.

NO I CAN'T!!!

- The Guy Who Can't Wait To Find Out What The End Of That Sentence Is Supposed To Be (And Who Is Wearing a Red Baseball Cap.)

by **bot** » Sun Apr 27, 2003 1:53 pm

For my money, anything by Creed, or with the word "Sacrifice" in the title, or any song that romanticizes "paying the bills" as some kind of ethical principle in a blue-collar, pay your child-support you're such a goddamn white trash hero quasi-Christian kind of way, or basically anything on FM radio.

by **Worm** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 10:56 pm

Even if you found a mute she still would probably sign at you. Furthermore they have those keyboards and I guess some sort of facial communication. I really think I could put up with most music even Blinded you know ... if it wasn't played multiple times. I'd probably be the one who's shit couldn't be put up with.

EDIT: You don't have the real song Robb. You downloaded something I think a Kazaa dweeb made.

by **nessman** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:31 pm

bruce wrote:But....but....but....she sounded like the perfect woman!

Think about the picture you see around the internet showing a hot chick with the caption that says something to the effect of "She may be hot, but somewhere, someone is putting up with her shit..."

by **bruce** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:09 pm

nessman wrote:
bruce wrote:I call bullshit. If all of that was true, why is she your ex?
Why she's my ex? Got tired of her shit.

But....but....but....she sounded like the perfect woman!

Bruce

by **nessman** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 7:03 pm

bruce wrote:I call bullshit. If all of that was true, why is she your ex?

Ask any of the old school JC'ers... they know who she is.

Why she's my ex? Got tired of her shit.

by **bruce** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:55 pm

nessman wrote: My ex was deaf. Talk about bliss:

I call bullshit. If all of that was true, why is she your ex?

Bruce

by **nessman** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:44 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Carolina Bunky wrote:Wait until you guys have children. You will be introduced to a whole new *world* of annoying songs.
I think I'd enjoy having deaf children.

My ex was deaf. Talk about bliss:
* - No fighting over the car stereo...
* - No listening to HER crappy music...
* - Cranking whatever tunes YOU want to hear at all hours of the morning...
* - Her TV show annoying you? Turn the volume down or hit the mute button... she won't know the difference...
* - Pissed at her... go ahead, call her a cunt with her standing right there, she'll never know!
* - Talking to her on the TTY - let her ramble on... go throw a steak on the BBQ, take a dump, wash the car, etc... come back 5-10 minutes later, look at the screen (if you use a TTY program for the 'puter) or paper tape printout and condense 10 minutes of "blah blah blah blah blah" into a 10 second scan!

I highly recommend dating the deaf just for those reasons. SKSK

by **I don't seem to be logged** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 1:34 pm

... in

Worm: This song most definately is the worst I've heard in a long time. I mean what the fuck were they thinking? I cannot see how any human being could listen to that and enjoy it.

by **AArdvark** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:51 pm

I've recently been NERD ALERT NERD ALERT listening religiously to Schickele Mix on NPR

I had NO idea they even played any PDQ on the radio. I keep thinking of grabbing some more of the CD's but haven't found the energy (and blank disks)
Def'netly an aquired taste

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by **Da King** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 5:08 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:long live the King.

...and thank you for your support.

by **Carolina Bunky** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 8:35 am

chris wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
I think I'd enjoy having deaf children.
No you wouldn't. Every time they do something bad, you wouldn't be able to yell at 'em from the comfort of your chair. You'd either have to get up and physically remove them from whatever they're doing, or turn on a strobe light to get their attention.

Nah, just put a collar on them that delivers a small electric shock with the push of a button on a remote.

Heck, I'd consider it for kids that AREN'T deaf.

What do you think The Boy's neck size is? :)

by **chris** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:00 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
I think I'd enjoy having deaf children.

No you wouldn't. Every time they do something bad, you wouldn't be able to yell at 'em from the comfort of your chair. You'd either have to get up and physically remove them from whatever they're doing, or turn on a strobe light to get their attention.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:59 pm

Carolina Bunky wrote:Wait until you guys have children. You will be introduced to a whole new *world* of annoying songs.

I think I'd enjoy having deaf children.

Roody Yogurt wrote:Here's hoping I never hear it again.

Hey, to completely change subjects at random, is it possible to embed MP3 files in phpBB?

by **Roody_Yogurt** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:05 pm

Knowing that I'd dislike the song anyway because of the band, I really was surprised how annoying this song is on top of that. Here's hoping I never hear it again.

by **k. roo** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:48 pm

bruce wrote:I want to point out that 4'33" beats your 3'35" of repetition with, well, 4'33" of perfect sameness.

But that's arguably much less annoying. Even a musical brickhead like me can see that. As a matter of fact, I could listen to 4'33 as opposed to Russian Anthony wailing all day, every day, and not break a sweat.

Also, by the way, I've recently been NERD ALERT NERD ALERT listening religiously to Schickele Mix on NPR even if it's just reruns and the show is dead, technically. Just to put you people's musical tastes into perspective. It also explains why I perpetually have nothing to say in those monthly recurring juvenile `post your current CD lineup' threads. Hell, this might even be my first contribution to this base for all I know.

Hi there!

by **bruce** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:34 pm

Carolina Bunky wrote:Wait until you guys have children.

With each other?? But we don't live in New Hampshire!

Bruce

by **Carolina Bunky** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 8:04 pm

Wait until you guys have children. You will be introduced to a whole new *world* of annoying songs.

The Most Annoying Song In The World

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