If they were anything like carbon credits, I'd be buying all you peoples up, CAUSE I GET LAID LOTS GET IT??

well not lots :(

If it was more like... Oh, you did the laundry today, you have earned one *insert sexual favor here*.

Remember that skit in 'Amazon Women on the Moon' featuring Steve Gutenberg and Rosanne Arquette with very much the same principle?


Oh Youtube to the rescue again!
[youtube][/youtube]

There is a new service available when you want to check someone's previous sexual history and see if they've been around quite a lot or if they've not had much. Here's an example of a call made to them.

"Hello, Sexual Credit?"
"Hi, my name and account number are [DELETED]. I'd like to run a check on a woman, her name and social security number are [DELETED] Do you have any records?"
"Ahh, yes, here we are. She had three boyfriends, twelve casual flings, and performed blow jobs on sixteen of the guys she dated. Will that be enough or do you want me to go back more than 30 days?"
"Do you have any anal sex reports?"
"Let me see. Ahh yes, have one, but it's from 4 years ago."
"Okay, thanks."
"No problem."

PS: This was a joke, I just found the idea funny