There is a new service available when you want to check someone's previous sexual history and see if they've been around quite a lot or if they've not had much. Here's an example of a call made to them.
"Hello, Sexual Credit?"
"Hi, my name and account number are [DELETED]. I'd like to run a check on a woman, her name and social security number are [DELETED] Do you have any records?"
"Ahh, yes, here we are. She had three boyfriends, twelve casual flings, and performed blow jobs on sixteen of the guys she dated. Will that be enough or do you want me to go back more than 30 days?"
"Do you have any anal sex reports?"
"Let me see. Ahh yes, have one, but it's from 4 years ago."
"Okay, thanks."
"No problem."
PS: This was a joke, I just found the idea funny
Sexual Credit - When you want to validate
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Tdarcos
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Sexual Credit - When you want to validate
Given the general rise in expenses and fall in the typical standard of living, the future ain't what it used to be.
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loafergirl
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wouldn't sexual credit be more intresting...
If it was more like... Oh, you did the laundry today, you have earned one *insert sexual favor here*.
1, 2, 5!
3 sir...
3!
3 sir...
3!
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