Definition of what is a sport!

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by Worm » Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:47 am

Building card houses.

Acrobatics.

Re: Definition of what is a sport!

by Tdarcos » Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:45 am

pinback wrote:Endless arguments take place about whether such and such an activity is a SPORT or a GAME.

I have defined a perfect formula to determine what is a sport and what isn't!

Ready? Here it is:

A sport is any competitive activity that, when pitted against each other, the best male will beat the best female most of the time.

It's perfect!

Football? SPORT!
Billiards? NOT SPORT!
Golf? SPORT!
Chess? NOT SPORT!
Bowling? SPORT!
Cleaning? WOMAN'S WORK!
Where do we put sex in this? A guy who doesn't care can fix it so that he comes and she doesn't. A guy who's really good can bring her to unbelievable pleasure even before engaging in intercourse.

The French Sex team will be engaging in competitive lovemaking, and is expected to beat the team from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

by pinback » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:27 am

ChainGangGuy wrote:Defining SPORTS/NOT SPORTS?
NOT SPORT!

by ChainGangGuy » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:22 am

Defining SPORTS/NOT SPORTS?

by pinback » Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:46 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Car racing?
SPORT!
Vitriola wrote:Rock, scissors, paper?
NOT SPORT!
Worm wrote:Gang bangs?
NOT SPORT!

by Worm » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:57 pm

Gang bangs?

by Vitriola » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:40 pm

Rock, scissors, paper?

by pinback » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:46 pm

Hmm!

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:44 pm

Car racing?

by pinback » Sun Jun 08, 2008 5:20 pm

SPORT!

by Worm » Sun Jun 08, 2008 4:47 pm

Professional Eating.

by pinback » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:55 pm

NOT SPORT!

Chess, like pool, is an activity separated along gender lines for no reason whatsoever.

by draalr » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:50 pm

Sophie Milliet
Zhu Chen
Rebecca Nang

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:39 pm

What female grandmaster is kicking the boys' asses in chess?

by pinback » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:30 pm

Best man better than best woman?

SPORT!

by hygraed » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:29 pm

What about skateboarding? Skateboarding is usually not a competitive activity at all.

Definition of what is a sport!

by pinback » Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:17 pm

Endless arguments take place about whether such and such an activity is a SPORT or a GAME.

I have defined a perfect formula to determine what is a sport and what isn't!

Ready? Here it is:

A sport is any competitive activity that, when pitted against each other, the best male will beat the best female most of the time.

It's perfect!

Football? SPORT!
Billiards? NOT SPORT!
Golf? SPORT!
Chess? NOT SPORT!
Bowling? SPORT!
Cleaning? WOMAN'S WORK!

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