Message to Kevin

by **AArdvark** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:46 pm

Damn, and I wanted to be an assjack too...

Can't we all just get along

Actually, we all are, after a fashion.

THE
SMALL CLOSET WITH
EVERYONE INSIDE
AARDVARK

by **Lysander** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:20 pm

IT does, and the fact that he has yet to acknowledge the hipocracy--we're goin' on half a year now, pinner--is still very precious to me.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:21 pm

bruce wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What really gets me is that the new person in question isn't just some random Googler who typed in "assjacking christpuncher" and wound up here. No, the person you've decided to all be dicks to in this case is not only the most important, special person in my life
Vitriola is gonna be so pissed. If she leaves you, I'll totally do her. I'm sure that's a great comfort to everyone involved.

A while back, Pinback said that to all of us in a different thread. So I was just quoting him because, STRANGELY ENOUGH, it fits, almost. Sort of.

by **bruce** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:07 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What really gets me is that the new person in question isn't just some random Googler who typed in "assjacking christpuncher" and wound up here. No, the person you've decided to all be dicks to in this case is not only the most important, special person in my life

Vitriola is gonna be so pissed. If she leaves you, I'll totally do her. I'm sure that's a great comfort to everyone involved.

Bruce

by **bruce** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:05 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I don't know what it is, but Pinback becomes a complete asshole whenever someone who has ever lived in Rochester shows up.

I've never lived in Rochester, and still....

Bruce

by **Bugs** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:22 pm

So anyway, Matt, how are things?

by **Vitriola** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:20 pm

I can't figure out if I'm one of those 3 people or not. I've done my share of running off, but I can't say I'm in the same league as at least 3 other buffoons and malcontents.

My occasionally running people off, although not on the same level as "the sun occasionally rises", is definitely akin to "The Saints occasionally make a good drafting decision". While it does not happen often, when it does, it happens in spectacular fashion.

by **pinback** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:54 pm

Who are you?

by **Guest** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:39 pm

Its all about three people, and those three people prefer to only pretend to enjoy the company of others.

Imagine an irc bot that banned everyone who tried to talk because the owner "preferred it quiet." Now, replace the bot with three dimwitted assholes with various technology/karma related fetishes, and a constant bout of self loathing.

by **saintlupus** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:08 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What really gets me is that the new person in question isn't just some random Googler who typed in "assjacking christpuncher" and wound up here.

Uh, is there some other way to find this place?

--Matt

by **pinback** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:27 pm

Oh, so I can't have any fun here. Okay, great. THANKS.

Thanks, everyone.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:24 pm

saintlupus wrote:I was under the, apparently mistaken, assumption that the rules here were similar to the rules when I was calling the Jolt Country BBS way back in the day. That is, that I didn't have to take great pains to remain as businesslike as possible, and carefully nuture the bandwidth of others. Ah, well. My mistake, I suppose.

The only businesslike approach I will take will be in workmanlike way I slit Pinback's throat for being a poncing asshole to everyone who makes their first post on here.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:22 pm

What really gets me is that the new person in question isn't just some random Googler who typed in "assjacking christpuncher" and wound up here. No, the person you've decided to all be dicks to in this case is not only the most important, special person in my life, but also someone I was definitely hoping to introduce to at least a couple of you in real life.

If you can't work up an ounce of decency for him, then you are all truly hopeless, and I should shut this place down, except for the Top 100 Games thread, which I really would like to see how it ends some time in my lifetime.

To be clear, Pinback has, by being thoroughly rude and indecent, pretty much ruined any short-term possibility of us all being real-life friends. Aardvark has now joined that crew, but who gives a fuck about him.

by **pinback** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:43 pm

Jesus. Is everyone from Rochester so uptight and stuffy? We're havin' FUN here, baby! Get on the winning team!

(That's us. We're the winning team. Get on us.)

by **saintlupus** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:09 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I don't know what it is, but Pinback becomes a complete asshole whenever someone who has ever lived in Rochester shows up.

*shrug* Whatever. I haven't lived there in a decade and then some, so I certainly doubt I've got the stink of white hots and Genny Light on me any more.

I was under the, apparently mistaken, assumption that the rules here were similar to the rules when I was calling the Jolt Country BBS way back in the day. That is, that I didn't have to take great pains to remain as businesslike as possible, and carefully nuture the bandwidth of others. Ah, well. My mistake, I suppose.

--Matt

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:34 pm

I don't know what it is, but Pinback becomes a complete asshole whenever someone who has ever lived in Rochester shows up.

by **saintlupus** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:17 pm

pinback wrote:Hey Kevin. I wanted to see what was going on next week, because I'll have some time Wednesday or Thursday night to meet if you want to meet down in Culver City to discuss the project plan and some of the remaining design stuff.

I guess I could have sent you an email, but I thought it more appropriate to have this private, personal conversation with someone that nobody else knows or cares who the hell they are right here on this public forum.

Get back to me when you can, preferably right here in this thread so everyone can be bored to death by our back-and-forth discussion about crap that they couldn't possibly give two shits less about.

I'm assuming that this was aimed at my message to Robb in another thread. Please, my deepest and sincerest apologies for wasting your (no doubt incredibly valuable) time.

See, now reading this, and possibly replying to it, has eaten even more of your day that could have been spent writing furry fanfiction, hunting for torrents of asian tranny porn, or whatever other miserable endeavors you choose to spend your hollow little life pursuing.

Cock.

--Matt

by **kevin** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:39 pm

Go to hell Ben.

by **pinback** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:55 pm

Hey Kevin. I wanted to see what was going on next week, because I'll have some time Wednesday or Thursday night to meet if you want to meet down in Culver City to discuss the project plan and some of the remaining design stuff.

I guess I could have sent you an email, but I thought it more appropriate to have this private, personal conversation with someone that nobody else knows or cares who the hell they are right here on this public forum.

Get back to me when you can, preferably right here in this thread so everyone can be bored to death by our back-and-forth discussion about crap that they couldn't possibly give two shits less about.

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