[quote="pinback"]I'm up for ICJ not wasting his time with this crap, and finishing his Top 100 List and the goddamn text game and the goddamn Vectrex game and the goddamn crap shitballs dick douche fuck.[/quote]

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me while swearing seven times.

I'm up for ICJ not wasting his time with this crap, and finishing his Top 100 List and the goddamn text game and the goddamn Vectrex game and the goddamn crap shitballs dick douche fuck.

I had a blast too. WINNING HELPS!

I'll have to sit the next one out if it starts in the next week and a half, but I'm all for making this (and the Thing, too, and any other variations -- I think it'd be fun to change 'em up) a regular feature.

I pretty much all but screamed in my first post 'WORM IS HUMAN'. I also knew Pinback was human, and only 'knew' Hygraed was a wolf, because he's a terrible actor. I'd love to play again, maybe someone else can run?

I'm up for playing one, but I need a break before I run another.

Although I do have mob death scenes planned for gsdgsd and Worm, which I will use some time.

Also, thanks, everyone. That was a fun game. I really enjoyed writing all the flavor text, too.

Bruce

[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]The right move would have been to grab Worm or Greg, but they had campaigned so hard up to that point that I didn't think it was fair to kill them.[/quote]

You avoided killing us because we tried hard? A werewolf with a heart.

If you had killed Worm (or me, I guess), the choice would've been a lot harder... after the hygraed vote, I was certain Worm was also human, but who can ever tell about Pinback?

The right move would have been to grab Worm or Greg, but they had campaigned so hard up to that point that I didn't think it was fair to kill them. That's why Pinner got taken last, in case you - Pinner - were wondering.

I did not think any of the remaining people were stupid when I was doing the "I am the second seer" thing. I was just hoping that either Greg or Worm was just sort of not reading too closely. Like, "Oh, the second seer, didn't know the game had one of those, cool, I'll vote for who he says."

As you can see, I should have not tried it here. I will now go back to Fark.

I have never been on the winning team for one of these things.

With just Worm and one other person left in the village, the main street soon looks like this:
[img]http://www.bearaware.bc.ca/images/garbage-bear.jpg[/img]

ICJ gave himself away when he switched to hygraed at the last second, when he knew hygraed was going to die, in an attempt to throw us off.

He:

FAILED TO DO SO.

Well played, everyone. Damn, but that was fun. Is another game planned?

Whoop whoop! Give it up for the [i]humans![/i]

Of course, it's kind of a desolate village with just me and Worm remaining, but still.

[i]
"Yep," says gsdgsd, swinging the noose around like a lariat, "I reckon it's ICJ."

"Hee hee," snickers Worm.

Ice Cream Jonsey, out-of-work court jester, screams like a little girl, and dashes behind a building.

Worm cocks his head. "I can hear the little bells on his hat jingling, gsdgsd. He's right over...[b]there[/b]."

As he hears the footsteps approaching, Jonsey tries to run, but trips over his clown shoes. Worm is on top of him with a knee in his back before he can rise, and gsdgsd hogties him with the rope.

"Thought you'd get away with it, didn'tcha, bwah?" he sneers. "Thought you'd get away with your...lie."

"Hey, Worm, we got any lye?" he shouts.

"Sure thing, Boss," replies Worm. He soon returns with a can of Red Devil. ICJ whimpers as Worm tosses the can to gsdgsd, who opens it.

As he reaches towards Jonsey to start pouring the lye in his eyes, Jonsey snarls and undergoes a terrible transformation. Unfortunately, although humans can be hogtied with their hands and ankles together behind their back, as a wolf, well, this dislocates Jonsey's hips and shoulders. He howls in wolfish agony as gsdgsd smilingly dumps the lye into his eyes.

ICJ begins flopping around and screaming, transforming wildly back and forth from human to wolf. The lye, ever so slowly, eats through his eyes and into his brain. It takes him [b]hours[/b] to die, screaming all the while. When he's human he curses Worm, gsdgsd, the other villagers, God, Warren Robinett, all the Saints individually and as a group, Tiger Woods, and Jack Tramiel, among others. When he's a wolf he just shrieks and howls.

Worm and gsdgsd bring up lawn chairs and a cooler of beer to watch the fun. Every so often they get up to administer a good kicking or another dose of lye.

By late afternoon, ICJ has stopped twitching. His lupine tongue protrudes into the dust. Flies have begun to settle on his cooling carcass.

Worm and gsdgsd high-five each other as the sun sets behind the mountains to the west.

The game is over. The peasants have won.
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Yes, look at his voting history... in which he's voted for as many players as possible every single round.

He shows the signs of a mind muddled by turning into a werewolf every night.

Worm, burn this guy! Look at my voting history: I AM HUMAN!

Vote-changing... the last refuge of a desperate WOLF.

BURN HIM!!

Oh my God, you're the other wolf.

[b]I change my vote to gsdgsd.[/b]

Before this round, I thought ICJ was the other wolf.

...I still do. I vote to lynch [b]Ice Cream Jonsey[/b].

[quote="Worm"]2. Me being the wolf and going right for Hygraed is the same kind of absurd leap of logic it would take for greg to be the wolf. Totally probably, but really outside the way people generally act.[/quote]

I had the wolves down to you and hygraed. We got hygraed and now, to complete our collection of pelts, we need to get [i]you.[/i]

Only, the way that Bruce was describing it I don't think you could make a g-string out of the continguous bits of wolven fur that are left behind one of these things.

And I'm really going to be pissed if we were arguing all night and it turned out to be Greg who was the wolf the entire time. It wouldn't surprise me if he were laughing at us right now.

1. Killing pinback is it's own reward.

2. Me being the wolf and going right for Hygraed is the same kind of absurd leap of logic it would take for greg to be the wolf. Totally probably, but really outside the way people generally act.

3. Die with dignity, you fucking wolf.

[quote="Worm"]If the wolf is infact greg, I guess he did a good job setting up a specific mindfuck scenario where no one could logically believe he's the wolf by winning late.[/quote]

I AM THE SECOND SEER. I FOUND OUT THAT WORM IS A WOLF. DON'T BELIEVE HIM, GREG.