Knuckles the CLown wrote:i'm getting the feeling that you tearing your ACL was the greatest thing that ever happend to you. Now you think you can relate.
I'll deal with your "think you can relate" comment in a second.
Yes, it's true. The injury is never far from my mind. Let it be said that the reason it takes "a year" to come back from the injury is because you NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. You NEVER stop thinking that each step you take might cause your knee to buckle and swell again. Have you ever been able to not trust fucking walking? That's what it's like.
Well, I say "never." It's been six months for me, so I can only go that far.
And I love it. Finally, I get to be as insipid and boring as the rest of humanity. Finally, it's my time. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fill a day up with interesting content? I'm not just talking about on here, you chuddy cumstroke, I'm talking about life in general... I don't have any children and my family isn't at loggerheads with one another and I don't technically have any pets that I'm directly responsible for. I guess there is "traffic" but that has become one sentence when I walk in the door. Tonight it was, "Some asshole's truck flipped over and threw nails all over the highway. Jesus Fucking Christ."
So yes, I love the fact that I ... Have An Injury!!!! (imagine angels blowing trumpets right here) And everyone will listen until they want to punch me in the face. I won't stop talking about it, and the harder you strike me the greater the odds that my other knee will buckle and I'll go through the whole thing again. Ha-HA!
By the way, the Saints drafted a guy in the 4th round named Chase Lyman who was a WR that had two torn ACLs. The reason he dropped to the 4th was because apparently he was awesome when he was on the field. He tore his right ACL a
second time in training camp, in what may be the most predictable injury ever. Here. I'll predict that he makes it to #4 in training camp this year. I CAN RELATE, CHASE!
[quote="Knuckles the CLown"]i'm getting the feeling that you tearing your ACL was the greatest thing that ever happend to you. Now you think you can relate.[/quote]
I'll deal with your "think you can relate" comment in a second.
Yes, it's true. The injury is never far from my mind. Let it be said that the reason it takes "a year" to come back from the injury is because you NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. You NEVER stop thinking that each step you take might cause your knee to buckle and swell again. Have you ever been able to not trust fucking walking? That's what it's like.
Well, I say "never." It's been six months for me, so I can only go that far.
And I love it. Finally, I get to be as insipid and boring as the rest of humanity. Finally, it's my time. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fill a day up with interesting content? I'm not just talking about on here, you chuddy cumstroke, I'm talking about life in general... I don't have any children and my family isn't at loggerheads with one another and I don't technically have any pets that I'm directly responsible for. I guess there is "traffic" but that has become one sentence when I walk in the door. Tonight it was, "Some asshole's truck flipped over and threw nails all over the highway. Jesus Fucking Christ."
So yes, I love the fact that I ... Have An Injury!!!! (imagine angels blowing trumpets right here) And everyone will listen until they want to punch me in the face. I won't stop talking about it, and the harder you strike me the greater the odds that my other knee will buckle and I'll go through the whole thing again. Ha-HA!
By the way, the Saints drafted a guy in the 4th round named Chase Lyman who was a WR that had two torn ACLs. The reason he dropped to the 4th was because apparently he was awesome when he was on the field. He tore his right ACL a [i]second[/i] time in training camp, in what may be the most predictable injury ever. Here. I'll predict that he makes it to #4 in training camp this year. I CAN RELATE, CHASE!