by Lysander » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:15 pm
You people are on crack. V is terrible. Terrible. I know, me saying this turns me into a huge cock-sucking fag, but I stand by it. Hey, I'm not saying that I didn't like it, because I did. But you can't say that it's actually good, because it's not. How does a rebel shoot down an Apache helicopter? How do the aliens make out with the girls without melting their faces off with their acid soliva? How come they speak to each other in English about their evil plans when the unlikely heros are nearby, even though the unnamed extras speak in their own lizzardspeak? How are we supposed to believe that H2o is so unbelievably rare even though it's basically everywhere in space? How can a just-escaped teenager fly a stolen alien spacecraft he's never seen before better than the ace fighter pilots sent out to dispatch him? How come the alien occupiers have a total of one guard who's not patroling the walls? Why in fuck did they use a *sound effect* for someone getting thrown into a swimming pool? And what the fuck was up with that incredibly gay alien second-in-command, anyway? Understand, these are things I remember just from instant-recall, from watching it once, over two days, two and a half years ago.
You people are on crack. V is terrible. Terrible. I know, me saying this turns me into a huge cock-sucking fag, but I stand by it. Hey, I'm not saying that I didn't like it, because I did. But you can't say that it's actually good, because it's not. How does a rebel shoot down an Apache helicopter? How do the aliens make out with the girls without melting their faces off with their acid soliva? How come they speak to each other in English about their evil plans when the unlikely heros are nearby, even though the unnamed extras speak in their own lizzardspeak? How are we supposed to believe that H2o is so unbelievably rare even though it's basically everywhere in space? How can a just-escaped teenager fly a stolen alien spacecraft he's never seen before better than the ace fighter pilots sent out to dispatch him? How come the alien occupiers have a total of one guard who's not patroling the walls? Why in fuck did they use a *sound effect* for someone getting thrown into a swimming pool? And what the fuck was up with that incredibly gay alien second-in-command, anyway? Understand, these are things I remember just from instant-recall, from watching it once, over two days, two and a half years ago.