Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You repeated this about a thousand times in this thread, as if the possibility that I simply hadn't seen your eternally-unfunny bleating horseshit was so far out of the realm of possibility that you just figured you'd post away with the same tired garbage you're famous for. Jesus Christ, you actually let loose with a "The terrorists have already won" blast while sniveling about what a small-minded shithole this place is. Outstanding. But then, you haven't had an original thought in your head in all the time I've seen you post, so I guess in a weird way, it's fitting.
yes, i've repetadly compared your girl power rush to defense of your brother the clown and your friend the maggot to sucking their dicks, literally begging for them not to quit posting. so what?
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Quite self-satisfied, we can almost see the wry smirk you wore like so many pairs of ass-crack-showing jeans.
brilliantly beautiful and meaningless prose, keep going
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Only, because you're a moron,
ouch
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:you have no idea why your stupid posting got called out in the first place.
yes i do, ben made a stupid meaningless post as usual and i fired off a silly gimmick post zinger
ben wrote:Maybe a change in scenery would do me good.
Like an idiot, he started an entire thread with 9 words that mean nothing to anybody unaware that he had been offered a job somewhere. What a cuntrag to take pilot lessons and espouse poetically about that and then be too scared to actually do it. Perhaps he was too scared to fly anywhere near washington because he sucked at flying and secretely knew that he would end up being shot down for getting too close to washington and not listening and flying the wrong way and shit.
icj wrote:Nobody is against the anonymous skewering of others
of course not, this being a common occurence in the new fangled internet
icj wrote:or even posting just as a smiley,
i hope not since i don't even do one tenth of one percent of this here, check the ip's motherfucker.
icj wrote:what we're against . . . dramatic flair. . . -- . . . if . . . anything --. . . is your typically lazy, unfunny practice of firing off some stupid "zinger" with all the effort of somebody's dog taking a break from rolling in its own shit to spastically pawing at the keyboard.
hey, i don't got any money in this thing so i don't really give a fuck about whether your brother posts or whether pinback falls back off the wagon which i hope that he does
icj wrote:"voice of reason," he offers up. "voice of reason"!!! I wrote you off as a worthless maggot when Knuckles "challanged you to a deul" and rather than engage in Situation Ripe for Comedy #2,074 you lurked back to your pink-shaded corner of shame that actually, when you think about it, is pink shaded like a giant pussy. That would have been a moment of clarity for anyone with a modicum of dignity about them, but not you. It didn't slow down the well-cloaked S.S. Shit Post. Whenever someone needed to make the rippingly obvious comment on Ben's alcohol-soaked dementia at 80 knots an hour, you were there.
whoah, slow down buddy! Please keep in mind that i've unfortunately missed meeting up with you guys at the last star trek convention or dungeons and dragons party, or geekfest about vintage video games or whatever.
icj wrote:It's a good thing you're living with a woman as it's going to take two people to launder out the veritable salt mine you've cried into your sleeves today about how this horrible bond of trust has been shattered.
if the search worked worth a shit on this site or i cared enough to sift through miles of worthless posts from you then I would link to where you stated as if some sort of badge of honour that you don't check people's ip, that's all.
icj wrote:So yes, this sacred trust has been violated. The nigh-Biblical covenant of me allowing you to post poorly has been fractured.
you said it, that's the first step to healing your moral character
icj wrote:Whatever will you do?
probably go back to jerking off or fucking my fiance or drinking or smoking or working.
icj wrote:Not write something that is actually funny or anything... haha, let's not get ridiculous here!
how about eat rare steak or order something remotely cool when at an expensive steakhouse or not whine about pet snakes? Come on, you're acting like a prissy maggot.
icj wrote:If Worm isn't ashamed of everything he's previously been okay with hitting "submit" for,
then he shouldn't mind getting called out for being an antisocial hermit who hasn't ever gotten laid when he's being an asshole.
icj wrote:GUESS HE'S GAY THOUGH.
I guess only worm and his crippled brother know for sure. His mother might have a sneeking suspicion though.
icj wrote:He's got a rural-Pennsylvanian version of Captain Pike beeping, chirping and groaning in his cellar basement which affects his courting of females like dropping a barrel of Round-up on the front lawn affects the growing of grass.
so you're saying that girls are more repulsed by the fact that he has to be responsible for his injured brother than the fact that he wears all black and his internet history is full of gay sadomachistic porn and snuff videos. Thankfully you're not a counselor or anything.
I got your trekkie reference there, kiddo.
icj wrote:What's your excuse for not having any luck with white chicks?
just couldn't commit to any of them i guess
First of all, you didn't "rip" him. You posted something that even the blind kid wouldn't have owned up to.
what's lysander got to do with this?
icj wrote:Ben is fundamentally broken and deserves a certain level of disdain for running away from all his problems for almost 50 years.
ok?
icj wrote:My issue is with you being a huge pussy while doing it and then chafing on your diaper because you don't feel comfortable wallowing in anonymity any more.
what are you talking about here? half my posting was under my name and half under the gimmick post. What's the proper mix
icj wrote:Yeah, you did a great job. Unfunny, uninteresting, wholly reliant on the fact that everyone you associate with on-line is about a billion times better at this sort of thing than you are... you did great work. After you wait 35 minutes for a table at Denny's tonight, but before you clean out this week's phalanx of roach motels, be sure to pour yourself a Cream Ale for me, slugger. You've earned it.
wait, i'm sure i've read this before. Did you plagerize either yours or someone elses text based adventure for that snazzy paragraph?
[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]You repeated this about a thousand times in this thread, as if the possibility that I simply hadn't seen your eternally-unfunny bleating horseshit was so far out of the realm of possibility that you just figured you'd post away with the same tired garbage you're famous for. Jesus Christ, you actually let loose with a "The terrorists have already won" blast while sniveling about what a small-minded shithole this place is. Outstanding. But then, you haven't had an original thought in your head in all the time I've seen you post, so I guess in a weird way, it's fitting.[/quote]yes, i've repetadly compared your girl power rush to defense of your brother the clown and your friend the maggot to sucking their dicks, literally begging for them not to quit posting. so what?
[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]Quite self-satisfied, we can almost [i]see[/i] the wry smirk you wore like so many pairs of ass-crack-showing jeans.[/quote] brilliantly beautiful and meaningless prose, keep going
[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]Only, because you're a moron, [/quote]ouch
[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]you have no idea why your stupid posting got called out in the first place.[/quote]yes i do, ben made a stupid meaningless post as usual and i fired off a silly gimmick post zinger
[quote="ben"]Maybe a change in scenery would do me good.[/quote]
Like an idiot, he started an entire thread with 9 words that mean nothing to anybody unaware that he had been offered a job somewhere. What a cuntrag to take pilot lessons and espouse poetically about that and then be too scared to actually do it. Perhaps he was too scared to fly anywhere near washington because he sucked at flying and secretely knew that he would end up being shot down for getting too close to washington and not listening and flying the wrong way and shit.
[quote="icj"]Nobody is against the anonymous skewering of others [/quote]of course not, this being a common occurence in the new fangled internet
[quote="icj"]or even posting just as a smiley, [/quote]i hope not since i don't even do one tenth of one percent of this here, check the ip's motherfucker.
[quote="icj"]what we're against . . . dramatic flair. . . -- . . . if . . . anything --. . . is your typically lazy, unfunny practice of firing off some stupid "zinger" with all the effort of somebody's dog taking a break from rolling in its own shit to spastically pawing at the keyboard. [/quote]hey, i don't got any money in this thing so i don't really give a fuck about whether your brother posts or whether pinback falls back off the wagon which i hope that he does
[quote="icj"]"voice of reason," he offers up. "voice of reason"!!! I wrote you off as a worthless maggot when Knuckles "challanged you to a deul" and rather than engage in Situation Ripe for Comedy #2,074 you lurked back to your pink-shaded corner of shame that actually, when you think about it, is pink shaded like a giant pussy. That would have been a moment of clarity for anyone with a modicum of dignity about them, but not you. It didn't slow down the well-cloaked S.S. Shit Post. Whenever someone needed to make the rippingly obvious comment on Ben's alcohol-soaked dementia at 80 knots an hour, [i]you were there.[/i] [/quote]whoah, slow down buddy! Please keep in mind that i've unfortunately missed meeting up with you guys at the last star trek convention or dungeons and dragons party, or geekfest about vintage video games or whatever.
[quote="icj"]It's a good thing you're living with a woman as it's going to take two people to launder out the veritable salt mine you've cried into your sleeves today about how this horrible bond of trust has been shattered. [/quote]if the search worked worth a shit on this site or i cared enough to sift through miles of worthless posts from you then I would link to where you stated as if some sort of badge of honour that you don't check people's ip, that's all.
[quote="icj"]So yes, this sacred trust has been violated. The nigh-Biblical covenant of me allowing you to post poorly has been fractured.[/quote]you said it, that's the first step to healing your moral character
[quote="icj"]Whatever will you do? [/quote] probably go back to jerking off or fucking my fiance or drinking or smoking or working.
[quote="icj"]Not write something that is actually funny or anything... haha, let's not get ridiculous here! [/quote] how about eat rare steak or order something remotely cool when at an expensive steakhouse or not whine about pet snakes? Come on, you're acting like a prissy maggot.
[quote="icj"]If Worm isn't ashamed of everything he's previously been okay with hitting "submit" for, [/quote] then he shouldn't mind getting called out for being an antisocial hermit who hasn't ever gotten laid when he's being an asshole.
[quote="icj"]GUESS HE'S GAY THOUGH. [/quote]I guess only worm and his crippled brother know for sure. His mother might have a sneeking suspicion though.
[quote="icj"]He's got a rural-Pennsylvanian version of Captain Pike beeping, chirping and groaning in his cellar basement which affects his courting of females like dropping a barrel of Round-up on the front lawn affects the growing of grass. [/quote]so you're saying that girls are more repulsed by the fact that he has to be responsible for his injured brother than the fact that he wears all black and his internet history is full of gay sadomachistic porn and snuff videos. Thankfully you're not a counselor or anything.
I got your trekkie reference there, kiddo.
[quote="icj"]What's your excuse for not having any luck with white chicks? [/quote]just couldn't commit to any of them i guess
[quote]First of all, you didn't "rip" him. You posted something that even the blind kid wouldn't have owned up to. [/quote]what's lysander got to do with this?
[quote="icj"]Ben is fundamentally broken and deserves a certain level of disdain for running away from all his problems for almost 50 years. [/quote]ok?
[quote="icj"]My issue is with you being a huge pussy while doing it and then chafing on your diaper because you don't feel comfortable wallowing in anonymity any more. [/quote]what are you talking about here? half my posting was under my name and half under the gimmick post. What's the proper mix
[quote="icj"]Yeah, you did a great job. Unfunny, uninteresting, wholly reliant on the fact that everyone you associate with on-line is about a billion times better at this sort of thing than you are... you did great work. After you wait 35 minutes for a table at Denny's tonight, but before you clean out this week's phalanx of roach motels, be sure to pour yourself a Cream Ale for me, slugger. You've earned it.[/quote]wait, i'm sure i've read this before. Did you plagerize either yours or someone elses text based adventure for that snazzy paragraph?