Knuckles the Clown's Army Of Women

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by pinback » Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:17 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Buy some rope!
Way ahead of ya.

by ChainGangGuy » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:59 pm

Knuckles the Clown's Army Of Women
I'd be surprised if this was even an Army of One.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:44 pm

Worm wrote:Hey, Internal Bleeding, Our Band Could be Your Life, a little of Mein Kampf, Stiff "The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers", and about half of The Ethics of Star Trek.

Fuck you, you're trash, you're oblivious, I'm done with this thread.
HA-HA!!!

I WIN!!

by Worm » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:22 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Everything you read (which is exclusively on-line)
Hey, Internal Bleeding, Our Band Could be Your Life, a little of Mein Kampf, Stiff "The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers", and about half of The Ethics of Star Trek.

Fuck you, you're trash, you're oblivious, I'm done with this thread.
pinback wrote:I fail to see how bickering amongst ourselves is going to help us achieve our ultimate goal of ending my life in the least painful manner possible.

Come on, people. Either you're on the team or you're not.

<s>"It's time to make your choice."</s> - That guy from Half-Life.
It's time to chose, Mister Freeman.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:00 pm

pinback wrote:I fail to see how bickering amongst ourselves is going to help us achieve our ultimate goal of ending my life in the least painful manner possible.

Come on, people. Either you're on the team or you're not.

"It's time to make your choice." - That guy from Half-Life.
Now it's least painful all of a sudden!

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:59 pm

Worm wrote:Oh, eat me. I've got a valid point as you've fellated Knuck no matter what he's posted, and responding with anything but washing the cum out of your mouth is just painfully wrong.
You find me a terrible Knuckles post that I've laughed enough to post a response to LIKE A MONKEY and then you'll have something.

Here's why he's funny. This relates back to Pinback's chief problem with the board.

Knuckles the CLown is simply not as jaded as the rest of you surf potatoes.

(At this point, people who hardly post like gsdgsd and Da King might take offense. Please do not. The people who I am talking about know who they are.)

My brother is out there living life and is posting from a perspective of "this is what is happening to me." He's not spending all day and night on the net and getting increasingly angry at the morons who populate it -- it being the net. Doing so makes you hate every one and every thing and go around with an enormous FartFace. Hey, Bond I understand... if I couldn't see and I lived in Alaska I wouldn't leave my studio apartment. Sighted people get lost for years at a time in Alaska. You though.

Worm, you have FartFace right now. Your face wrinkles at everything you see. You have seen everything on memepool two weeks before they post it. You've seen every way a person can get angry at another person (where the other person is usually you, granted, but still) and are bored by it. Everything you read (which is exclusively on-line) is some shade of motorcycle.jpg or Bert is Evil.com and so forth. That's no way to live. No goddamn way to live.

Don't listen to me. What do I know. But honestly, man... as your friend I am telling you: you're positively grim! Lighten up a bit! Go for a walk! Play some hockey! Buy some rope! Jesus Christ, do something to get out of the house and get the blood flowing. Do you even enjoy anything any more? Get yourself a hostess pie and forget that some asshole with pink hair ruined them for you five years ago. Eat one for the taste. You're the most bitter 20 year old I've ever known.

Now he's here, talking about how he can't tell apart the people he's basically posting for. Also giving Pinner his Jr. Adult opinion on life and love. Yeah, your seething ... oh fuck it bullshit is on. You're both maggots, incest maggots.
It can't be gay when it's incestuous.

by Knuckles the CLown » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:41 pm

But I agree we are off topic.

Update

I have chosen black magic to get it first. I will make the arrangments later this week and give her a phone call to let her know to- clean it up a bit.

by Knuckles the CLown » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:39 pm

you could always become a priest, you no doubt would get laid more.

ERRRR

SCREW YOU YOU COMPUTER GEEK!

by pinback » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:08 pm

I fail to see how bickering amongst ourselves is going to help us achieve our ultimate goal of ending my life in the least painful manner possible.

Come on, people. Either you're on the team or you're not.

"It's time to make your choice." - That guy from Half-Life.

by Worm » Mon Aug 01, 2005 7:05 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Worm, maybe you should spend a little less time on the Internet. Maybe cut it back to 14 or 15 hours a day. Consider this friendly advice from someone who has seen you rise and is seeing you fall.
Oh, eat me. I've got a valid point as you've fellated Knuck no matter what he's posted, and responding with anything but washing the cum out of your mouth is just painfully wrong.

Now he's here, talking about how he can't tell apart the people he's basically posting for. Also giving Pinner his Jr. Adult opinion on life and love. Yeah, your seething ... oh fuck it bullshit is on.

You're both maggots, incest maggots.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:30 pm

Worm, maybe you should spend a little less time on the Internet. Maybe cut it back to 14 or 15 hours a day. Consider this friendly advice from someone who has seen you rise and is seeing you fall.

by Worm » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:50 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
pinback wrote:That one where he ripped your Atomic Mouse Brother a new one?
I buried Worm in the WildTangent thread. I fucked his shit up and the little fuck FROM WildTangent and anyone else even tange... goddammit. Their stupid company name is fucking up my patter.
What?
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:This isn't about winning and losing. We all have all our teeth here in this discussion. We're already all winners.

Fate seems like a really neat game. I haven't seen a single person who's played it review it negatively, and I hang out with people who hate everything all the time. It would be nice if they eventually released a version that was just the game and nothing else bundled with it.

If you, Worm, disagree with that then you have my blessings going forward.
What?

Jesus, ICJ, the whole "we're on the Internet, huh?" talk is cute, but you're hovering just above "nice cup of stfu" image macros.

by Lysander » Mon Aug 01, 2005 4:15 pm

I don't understand it. This thread started so well.

by Knuckles the CLown » Sun Jul 31, 2005 10:09 pm

Go back to Margaritaville you pasty fag. Worm, Roody, Bruce- they are all the same person to me,I don't know the difference between any of them. I assume they all have cankles and resemble that Mr. Potato head guy who's always posting pictures on his riding mower.

Seriously though you make me sick. Apparently you are having all kinds of sex (which I don't beleive) but nobody will love you weep. You could fuck up a wet dream. Love is the girl who fucks you on the third date. You put up with her shit for the first two , and she is attractive enough to put one more effort in to it. Or maybe that's pity on her part and she thinks by fucking you, you'll go away.

by pinback » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:59 pm

I thought that was the point too. I don't understand all the hooker talk.

I can GET hookers, you fraudulent child-toucher.

I just can't get them... to care.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:44 pm

pinback wrote:That one where he ripped your Atomic Mouse Brother a new one?
I buried Worm in the WildTangent thread. I fucked his shit up and the little fuck FROM WildTangent and anyone else even tange... goddammit. Their stupid company name is fucking up my patter.

Worm's great. Don't just take random potshots, man. You're above that. Come on. Get back on the horse. Call me a pansy maggot or something.
Anyway, I thought the point was that Pinner can get himself laid, he just can't get himself loved.

by pinback » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:19 pm

That's not fair. Worm has posted several of the greatest posts in the history of this BBS. "The More You Know"? The little blackface guy?

That one where he ripped your Atomic Mouse Brother a new one?

Worm's great. Don't just take random potshots, man. You're above that. Come on. Get back on the horse. Call me a pansy maggot or something.

by Knuckles the CLown » Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:17 pm

If they provide one worthwhile post, or something midly amusing we can eliminate all the chubs from your family tree.

by Worm » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:54 am

If more unknown origin posters come around here and Robb believes they are awesome, I'd like to predict in advance the entire rest of his immediate family.

by pinback » Sun Jul 31, 2005 6:45 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I'm sure I misunderstood, however!
Yes.

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