Sobriety 2K5

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:51 pm

I'm Knuckles the fucking Clown!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:17 pm

I am Knuckles the Clown.

by **Vitriola** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:37 am

I got confirmation that the chai I had at Himalaya has not only alot of caffeine, but a ton of sugar as well. Hilarious, I managed to order the only drink on the menu that makes me babble more than wine does.

by **pinback** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 7:05 am

SOBREITY 2K5: DAY 4

Number of drinks yesterday: 0

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Well, okay, 3/4 of a bottle of Scotch. Thanks for playing: SOBREITY 2K5!!!

Goodnight, everyone.

by **ICJ** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:45 pm

bruce wrote:
Vitriola wrote:See? That post had me running to the bathroom to retch. Good job.
Maybe you're pregnant?

If it happens and I am involved I am buying the server this place is hosted on. Due to some kind-hearted parental-based nourishing/male nesting thing? So that Wrath of Me can look back on this place in 20 years and see as I truly was (infinite)? No. I would like the drive so I can burn, bury and cement over it. Because Jesus.

by **bruce** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 9:11 pm

Vitriola wrote:See? That post had me running to the bathroom to retch. Good job.

Maybe you're pregnant?

Bruce

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:16 pm

Vitriola wrote:Look, all I want is a goddamn bag of kettle chips right now and that half gallon of oj I bought. Instead I have to wait for 2 hours after I get home having eaten 1/2 a sandwich all day because i have to 'go out to dinner' with my 'sweetie' and eat 'ethnic food'. All of you can go to hell. I'm sober and oh MY GOD did I just totally fuck up cutting my bangs.

Haha, the joke's on you, we ended up going to "The Himalaya" (Lognmont's Own Fine Indian Dining) and I ordered the hamburger platter!

Plus, I ordered it well done!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 8:15 pm

pinback wrote:Name the THREE MOST BORING THINGS IN THE WORLD!

3) Playing Aquanaut's Holiday
2) Driving across the country
1) Watching an episode of Star Trek: Voyager

...You know what? I quoted Ben's commentary when I was driving from California to Longmont. I fucked up which Trek show it was! I said Deep Space Nine. Yet Ben laughed anyway. What a pal.

by **chris** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:57 pm

Jack Straw wrote:this is a crappy post.

So is this.....'cause ya know, it's got my name on it and all.

by **Jack Straw** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 6:35 pm

this is a crappy post.

by **Vitriola** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:28 pm

I'm thinking Cape Cod, and I don't mean the beach.

There is something to be said for depressed people avoiding sugar crashes, I will add.

Chris is right about most things he says.

by **pinback** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:25 pm

Oh, dear LORD! Do you know how many calories OJ has in it, and how unhealthy kettle chips are??!

What are you THINKING?

by **Vitriola** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 5:20 pm

Look, all I want is a goddamn bag of kettle chips right now and that half gallon of oj I bought. Instead I have to wait for 2 hours after I get home having eaten 1/2 a sandwich all day because i have to 'go out to dinner' with my 'sweetie' and eat 'ethnic food'. All of you can go to hell. I'm sober and oh MY GOD did I just totally fuck up cutting my bangs.

by **pinback** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:54 pm

Hey Chris, I've been curious about something:

When you're a bad poster, do you know you're a bad poster? I mean, do you apologetically reach for the Post button, muttering "man, another dud... battin' 1000 today", or do you confidently and with great vengeance and furious anger SLAM your finger down on the left mouse button going "A-HA! Take THAT, my intellectual superior!"

I just want to know.

by **chris** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 4:40 pm

pinback wrote:God, are you a bad poster, Chris. Go paint your father's house.

Go have another Pabst, you lush.

by **pinback** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:37 pm

God, are you a bad poster, Chris. Go paint your father's house.

by **chris** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:07 pm

Lysander wrote:So why the fuck did you quit drinking, again?

In an attempt to regain his sense of humor. Hasn't worked.

by **Lysander** » Thu Jun 16, 2005 2:57 pm

So why the fuck did you quit drinking, again?

Sobriety 2K5

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