bruce wrote:Masturbation doesn't count.Bruce

Jealous much?

Seriously, don't be. As any married guy knows, it's seldom that it happens that often. I just got really lucky that day.

Casual Observer wrote:

bruce wrote:I myself have hit hotter than that. But I, unlike most of these assjacks, would not kick her out of my bed.

I have hit hotter than that no less than three times today (working at home is nice).

Masturbation doesn't count.

Bruce

bruce wrote:I myself have hit hotter than that. But I, unlike most of these assjacks, would not kick her out of my bed.

I have hit hotter than that no less than three times today (working at home is nice).

Knuckles the CLown wrote: I guarantee she is better looking than any woman anybody here has EVER slept with.

Not, in fact, true. I myself have hit hotter than that. But I, unlike most of these assjacks, would not kick her out of my bed.

Bruce

nessman wrote:Ooooh... good-looking lesbians!

Wait, can I change my vote on the "boring" poll?

Vitriola wrote:The chick I slept with was hotter than that. Could probably out-race her, too. She was cool that way.

Ooooh... good-looking lesbians!

The chick I slept with was hotter than that. Could probably out-race her, too. She was cool that way.

And poopooing her looks. I guarantee she is better looking than any woman anybody here has EVER slept with. So I think the joltcounrtyers here are saying "she is not hotter than other famous girls who pose in FHM, but she is ten times better then the slobs I choose to spend the night with." As far as kicking her out of bed, I'd like to know the number of girls who have immediatley hung themselves upon waking next to one of you STUDS! I'M SO FUNNY!

I bet she didn't the FHM for free. Any halfway decent looking girl who doesn't flash some skin to makea few extra bucks is an idiot. Stand around for two hours, get your picture taken, collect check-because idiots will spend 6 bucks on a magazine where the chicks don't even flash their twats.

nessman wrote:I dunno...



Kinda cute, but too tom-boyish for my liking.

After a few beers, she's more than welcome to spend the night... but she best be gone before I wake up.

You guys could race lawnmowers together!

Chris, you lost at "dogs don't sweat".

chris wrote:Somebody like Danica (who has PROVEN that she can race a car as well as a guy) shouldn't have to flash some skin in FHM. But if you want to get the attention of the great unwashed mass of men, flashin' the brain ain't gonna cut it...ya gotta flash the skin. Sad but true.

She looks cuter in the picture I posted just above than the FHM picture further back in the thread... I think. I'll agree - the chick doesn't need to do the FHM spread to prove she's got it.

4th place at Indy... pretty impressive.

AArdvark wrote:law of the Males #14 : Any woman, however good she is at ANYTHING, will be deemed of less quality than a prettier woman.

All men can appreciate the physical beauty of a woman. Far fewer of them can appreciate the intellect.

Somebody like Danica (who has PROVEN that she can race a car as well as a guy) shouldn't have to flash some skin in FHM. But if you want to get the attention of the great unwashed mass of men, flashin' the brain ain't gonna cut it...ya gotta flash the skin. Sad but true.

So no matter how well she races she is still an 'object'. I thought this was the twenty-something century.

law of the Males #14 : Any woman, however good she is at ANYTHING, will be deemed of less quality than a prettier woman.

Besides, agreeing to pose in the previous underwear shot automaticly classes her in the 'skeezler' category. You won't see J. Gordon or JR. doing stuff like that. Just because she has a body shouldn't mean she should flaunt it. Not if she is a professional. I understand she is a racecar driver. Certanly not a model. I feel she degrades herself.


THE
OK SHOWS OVER
GET BACK IN THE CAR
AARDVARK

Dogs don't sweat.

pinback wrote:She had just been in a 120 degree RACE CAR for three hours. How good do you want her to look?

Hot chick + 3 hours of sweatin' = EVEN HOTTER CHICK

Dog + 3 hours of sweatin' = STILL A DOG

Pretend I logged in as "Creepy JC Forum Poster" or something. Thank you.

I don't know about the rest of you, but my desire to see girls doused in champagne is riding on this Danica chick winning one of these things. But how difficult could it be? All of the guys racing in them are from Europe where there is one street on the continent where you can go faster than 45 mph. It looks pretty easy to pick up to me.

OK, I'm ICJ again.

chris wrote:No, I'm saying that she's NOT a model, so they had to do a lot of work on her to get her looking halfway decent for the photo shoots. I saw footage of her after the race....she ain't all that great lookin' in real life.

She had just been in a 120 degree RACE CAR for three hours. How good do you want her to look?

pinback wrote:So you're saying that Danica Patrick is NOT good looking.

No, I'm saying that she's NOT a model, so they had to do a lot of work on her to get her looking halfway decent for the photo shoots. I saw footage of her after the race....she ain't all that great lookin' in real life.