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by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:25 pm

Everybody wrote:
pinback wrote:Timely, CLown. Timely.
The clown's been really sucking ass recently.

Hahaha, CRABS IN A BUCKET.

by **Guest** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 11:49 am

Mabye vitriola is knuckles the clown, and that's why jonsey always defends it.

by **Everybody** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 3:59 pm

pinback wrote:Timely, CLown. Timely.

The clown's been really sucking ass recently.

by **pinback** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 10:39 am

Timely, CLown. Timely.

by **More CLown** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:39 am

Brandi was the one in the middle right?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:24 pm

Journal One wrote:
pinback wrote:Fuck all this shit.
I couldn't agree more, Mr. Parrish. However, when I look back, I am always at my unhappiest, and most frutrated, when I am in a relationship.

Oh. This is because of the cunts. Not relationships.

HTH!

by **Journal One** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 11:20 am

pinback wrote:Fuck all this shit.

I couldn't agree more, Mr. Parrish. However, when I look back, I am always at my unhappiest, and most frutrated, when I am in a relationship. Now, I am NOT in one, and I have never been happier in my entire life. Food for thought, my good man.

by **pinback** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:36 pm

Oh, and to feed your ex-neighbor when she comes over.

(Which she does a lot.)

by **pinback** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:35 pm

Know what? Fuck all this shit. The only women left on this list I had any interest in meeting, I wrote them emails suggesting we get together this weekend, and magically, all of our correspondence just vanished.

So, forget it. I'm going to pretend it's normal to never, ever, ever be in a relationship of any kind, and just forget it's even an option.

The purpose of everyone's life on this Earth is to cook, drink beer, play Burnout 3, watch Cheers reruns, play music, and find a dining room set to go in their new dining area.

"The rest is just waiting." - Papa Walenda

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:42 pm

I have "CLown's block"

by **pinback** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 9:28 pm

Two funny guys, getting their absolute worst posts out of the way in one out-of-the-way place. If this thread has accomplished nothing else, it's done that.

by **bruce** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:55 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:
pinback wrote: Name: Brandi
I already fucked her. She was lousy in bed.

You should have bent her over the back of the sofa. She was a lot better that way.

Bruce

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:58 pm

pinback wrote:
Name: Brandi
Status: WTF

Updates:
- She told me to call her late this week so we could set up our evening together.
- I didn't.
- Kill me.
- Now.

I already fucked her. She was lousy in bed.

by **pinback** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:22 pm

gsdgsd wrote:So what ever happened with all these, anyway?

Let's take a look, shall we?

Name: Anja K.
Status: STILL MISSING

Updates:
- It's like it never happened.

Chance of Success: 0%
Enthusiasm Level: Bitch

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Name: Nikki Wheeler
Status: GONE

Updates:
- Yeah, never heard back. Probably just as well.

Name: Sarah Meade
Status: DAMMIT

Updates:
- Just got back from lunch with her at OC's.
- You know how you can't always tell from a picture how someone will really look? And how, you know, they can look a lot worse than their picture would lend you to believe?
- Well, they can also look better.
- So I of course became a mumbling, bumbling idiot, unable to complete even the simplest of sentences.
- Surely someone out there has a gun they can lend me. I only need it for a few seconds. And just the one bullet.

Chance of Success: Dammit.
Enthusiasm Level: Dammit.

Name: Dottie
Status: LUNATIC

Updates:
- Still chatting, still wants to meet me, we just haven't been able to work it out yet.
- She's no Sarah Meade, though.
- DAMMIT.

Name: Brandi
Status: WTF

Updates:
- She told me to call her late this week so we could set up our evening together.
- I didn't.
- Kill me.
- Now.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:28 pm

He nailed a bunch of them and left the others pregnant.

by **pinback** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 7:51 am

hold please

by **gsdgsd** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 1:37 am

So what ever happened with all these, anyway?

by **Dessert Please!** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:46 am

pinback wrote:Shankini.

Later, we went over to Rafferty's, and I ordered "The Brookie". The Brookie, is a brownie/cookie ala mode, of course. I ordered extra vanilla ice cream, because I love to eat, and I love dessert. The Brookie has finally replaced "Pie in the Sky" and "High and Mighty" as my favourite dine-out dessert.

Now then, where can I order this Sweet Shankini at?

-Dessert Please!

by **pinback** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:31 pm

UPDATE: The Unknown's name is: Shankini.

EDIT: MORE UPDATES!

UPDATE: Dottie is 24.

UPDATE: Anja K. now says, "Yeah, I'm a little busy right now, I'll get back to you in December." In December. Like I'll still be available then. Good luck, sweetheart.

by **Souffle of Pain** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 6:46 pm

Vitriola wrote:When I posted to craigslist, platonic style, I got a guy who said that 'I could come play in his garden ANYtime' and a girl who put together a group of all the women who had moved to Denver and wanted to go out and do stuff because nobody knew each other to go out one night, which I might actually do. I didn't get any pictures, though. People looking for hang buddies don't really care if everyone else is total bowser.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

Looks like we'll be seeing a lot more of each other in the near future, JONES. I'll go get my couch reupholstered as you'll be sitting, waxing poetic on it non-stop before too long.

Do you have the FPS:Football Pro 98 patch? I'll start the new league up again.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

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