[ARMY OF LOVE] Pinback's Women IV

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:28 pm

pinback wrote:"april_k2001: well Bem i'll be back later, I'm thinking of maybe coming over tonight to rape you ..would that be okay?"

Besides the fact that she misspelled my name, I'm thinking this looks like a sure thing at this point.

Well, you're now into my area of expertise. There is nothing better than fucking someone who has spelled your name wrong at one point. It's like having a grudge fuck with only a tenth of the drama.

You've got it even better because when girls misspell my name, it's not phonetically different. You on the other hand:

Pinback: SAY MY NAME! SAY IT, WHORE!
Girl: BEM! BEM! BEM!

by **gsdgsd** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:34 pm

1. I'm drunk at 5:30 pm, which even by my rather lax standards, is pretty bad. There's a girl involved.

2. This:

bruce wrote:I'm gonna laugh when you get a rolling pin stuck up your ass, and all you can say was "I didn't think that was what you meant!"

made me laugh more than, perhaps, anything else in 2003.

Greg

by **bruce** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:11 pm

pinback wrote: "april_k2001: well Bem i'll be back later, I'm thinking of maybe coming over tonight to rape you ..would that be okay?"

I'm gonna laugh when you get a rolling pin stuck up your ass, and all you can say was "I didn't think that was what you meant!"

pinback wrote: Besides the fact that she misspelled my name, I'm thinking this looks like a sure thing at this point.

Yeah. So, ahem, TAKE AND POST PICTURES.

Bruce

by **pinback** » Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:45 pm

Here's a MIDWEEK AoL UPDATE:

I just received the following IM from our friend April:

"april_k2001: well Bem i'll be back later, I'm thinking of maybe coming over tonight to rape you ..would that be okay?"

Besides the fact that she misspelled my name, I'm thinking this looks like a sure thing at this point.

by **bruce** » Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:18 pm

How about some damn pictures of Shortcake?

There's the one with Frodo on her, which is cute, but, dammit, we demand more. And dirtier.

Bruce

by **Linkster.** » Sun Aug 24, 2003 8:21 pm

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

by **AArdvark** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 5:22 pm

And they said real content was dead. remeber when users would post the real meaning to life and get pissed when it refused to save? nowdays we get.. I MIGHT GET LAID LATER!

Those of us that have sex on a regular basis.. I.E. married, wouldn't mind hearing about the exploits but at the present time are too drunk to give a shit.

Non sequiter*...they found Bart Gosnold's grave, finally.

Let us all rejoice that people are in the neighborhood of having sex, yes all of us.people. Testify, little Tim the crip. You go Bro.

THE
THINK ILL GO PUT PART OF MY BODY
INTO SOMEONE ELSE
AARDVARK

by **Vitriola** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 4:47 pm

Tonight, at 20:00 hours Pacific time, I and co. have a pool date with HWR and co. Shall enough of a good time be had by all to justify a new topic on the subject, or shall I go down in flames, again, and just keep posting here because my failure will pale in comparison to that which has been written by this thread's esteemed author? Only time will tell.

by **Lysander** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:43 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Lysander is the most loyal guy on the forum, and that's why I am such a fan of his. I'd take him into a barfight any time because before you know it he will have ripped the testicles off everyone else in the bar for just making eye contact.

Aww, thanks much. Though, really, you Would. Not. Want. Me. In a barffight. 'Cause, the sad truth is, I'm a really skinny, scrawny guy in real life. Like, I'd start to rip someone's testicals fof, then get catipaulted out of the door at 20 miles an hour. Pretty sad, really.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 12:22 pm

Hey, were all the scum that came over here from Pinback's Web Central (Stewart, FTG, Jewbie) right or were they just talking crap? After I stole all your users (and by the way, if you type "Robb Sherwin" in quotes in Google, that post you made where you claim that I maliciously stole everyone from the PWC BBS is now like the fifth or sixth entry, thanks for that, jerkwad) I quit going to your place, so I dunno if they know something I don't.

Because I think if Shortcake managed to outfit herself out nicely, you could be like.... oh... just to completely create a phrase up on my own, a completely horny Ansel Adams and photograph the hell out of her.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:44 am

Lysander wrote:Oh, good gods. That's comedy fucking gold there. She refuses to have an intimate relationship with you, even though she knows full well its breaking your heart, then goes and complains that you're too adequate durring sex? Jesus fucking Christ. Tell this bitch to cry a fucking river. "Well you hurt me too, bitch! Fuckin' payback, whore!"

Lysander is the most loyal guy on the forum, and that's why I am such a fan of his. I'd take him into a barfight any time because before you know it he will have ripped the testicles off everyone else in the bar for just making eye contact.

by **Lysander** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 11:33 am

Oh, good gods. That's comedy fucking gold there. She refuses to have an intimate relationship with you, even though she knows full well its breaking your heart, then goes and complains that you're too adequate durring sex? Jesus fucking Christ. Tell this bitch to cry a fucking river. "Well you hurt me too, bitch! Fuckin' payback, whore!"

by **Vitriola** » Sat Aug 23, 2003 1:45 am

Pain is good. Pain, the band with Peter Tatgren from Hypocrisy, is good too. 'Shut Your Mouth" is pretty uch the song I'm thinking of whwnever Jonsey thinks he can rule me at pool. Yeah, I'm drunk. Fuck you all.

I love you, man.

by **pinback** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 11:02 pm

"Ohhh, it's so big it hurts."

Jesus, if it ain't one thing with these bitches, it's another, am I right?

by **Cats** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:51 pm

huh huh huh

by **Feminist Bowel Movement** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:55 pm

poot..

by **Feminist Movement** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:41 pm

Russian Mail-Order Bride wrote:Hey Pinny winny... check us out. www.bride.ru
Let us know what you think Pinny. Only 10 large. A much better deal than the $500 for those Vega$ (and I should state that what happens in Vega$ stays in Vega$) Tramps.

We will find you. When we do, we are going to rip your stomach open with our bare hands and rip out your liver, stomp on it several times with our high-heeled boots, and then we will each take turns doing the same to each and every one of your internals. Do not mock us. We will be visiting you shortly, apostate.

by **Russian Mail-Order Bride** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:53 am

Hey Pinny winny... check us out. www.bride.ru
Let us know what you think Pinny. Only 10 large. A much better deal than the $500 for those Vegas Tramps.

by **George** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:50 am

pinback wrote:She has no friends who would be interested in participating in such a situation.

Not enough women do. Not enough....

by **LAME JOKE OF DAY AWARD** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 9:28 pm

I AM PLEEZED TO PRESENT MYSELF TO

bruce

CONGRATULITONS

bruce

!!!!

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