Note: Today's guest review was brought to you by Statler and Waldorf.
Statler: Today's film is Blacklight and let me tell you, there's nothing like a good action thriller.
Waldorf: And this was nothing like a good action thriller!
Statler and Waldorf: Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Statler: Blacklight stars Liam Neeson as a rogue agent working for the CIA who has a strained relationship with his daughter and granddaughter.
Waldorf: Do they get kidnapped?
Statler: Yes. Then there's a special agent with a secret who attempts to expose the agency.
Waldorf: Does he get killed?
Statler: Yes. But not before getting involved with a local reporter.
Waldorf: Do Neeson and the reporter team up to take down the head of the CIA?
Statler: Yes. But it's not that simple.
Waldorf: Why? Does he have two trained hitmen or something?
Statler: Yes. But Neeson puts them out of their misery pretty quickly.
Waldorf: I wish he'd do the same for us!
Statler and Waldorf: Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Waldorf: I assume the head of the CIA gives up easily?
Statler: Yes.
Waldorf: And the reporter gets her story?
Statler: Yes.
Waldorf: And he rescues his family?
Statler: Yes.
Waldorf: This sounds terrible! I had half a mind to walk out of this film.
Statler: If I had half a mind, I wouldn't be here!
Statler and Waldorf: Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Statler: Well, thanks for watching this medium film with me.
Waldorf: A medium film?
Statler: Yeah. It wasn't rare, and it wasn't well done!
Statler and Waldorf: Ooh ho ho ho ho ho ho!
