To the girl I spent the weekend with...

by **pinback** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 11:45 pm

bot wrote:(and who judging by the pic is no effing treasure, mind)

Whoa, whoa. I just noticed this.

Quick poll here, folks:

Should I fuck bot's shit up for this egregiously rude remark?

[ ] Yes

Tell me, Pinback, where is the bloody justice?

You just back the fuck off here for a second, buddy. Just step waaaay the hell off, with a quickness too.

by **bot** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:19 pm

pinback wrote:If any of you ever contacts her, even if just to offer her an exciting new deal on male enhancement pills and NUBIL YOUNG VIRGENS TAKING IT FROM HORSIES, I will burn all of your houses down and kill your families.

So, let me get this straight, dammit. If a single one of the vast screed of brain-dead knobs on this site were to extend a virtual tentacle so as to bestow the merest of touches upon this girl (and who judging by the pic is no effing treasure, mind), then you are going to burn down *my* house and kill *my* family?!

Tell me, Pinback, where is the bloody justice?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:51 pm

pinback wrote:If any of you ever contacts her, even if just to offer her an exciting new deal on male enhancement pills and NUBIL YOUNG VIRGENS TAKING IT FROM HORSIES, I will burn all of your houses down and kill your families.

By "any of you," you mean, "any of you except Jonsey," right?

by **bruce** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:09 pm

pinback wrote: Fucking whore-ass BITCH.

Hey, is this her? NOT WORK SAFE.

by **pinback** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:38 pm

If any of you ever contacts her, even if just to offer her an exciting new deal on male enhancement pills and NUBIL YOUNG VIRGENS TAKING IT FROM HORSIES, I will burn all of your houses down and kill your families.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:28 pm

pinback wrote:See, the thing is, it was my understanding that one generally only becomes "infatuated" with hot blondes with the shelf-ass and legs all the way down to her feet, and not by (don't get me wrong, cute as a button) stubby little brunettes with ratty hair who could stand to mix in a salad or two.

So, you can see how I might have been a tad confused.

Not as confused as the rest of us are.

When do I get her e-mail address and/or AIM account name?

by **pinback** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:28 pm

Yeah, probably a pretty good CHANCE OF THAT, motherfucker. Since, you know, she just wants to be "FREE".

AUUGGHHG. Fucking BITCH.

Fucking whore-ass BITCH.

Can you believe this shit?

("Yes.")

Shut the FUCK UP.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:27 pm

While checking out her chest, I see Strawberry... Shortcake?

Hey, guess what. I just invented a nickname for Ben's poonpal. Shortcake it is.

BEN BE HUMPEN THA SHORTCAKE!! GYUGYUGYUHEHEH

by **bruce** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:25 pm

pinback wrote:mouth is stuck like this.

Yeah, I'd do that.

And maybe if you bring her to Vegas in August, I <i>can</i>.

Bruce

by **pinback** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:20 pm

Here's a pic, so you can play along at home. There was a little accident on Saturday night, and now her mouth is stuck like this.

by **pinback** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 4:05 pm

See, the thing is, it was my understanding that one generally only becomes "infatuated" with hot blondes with the shelf-ass and legs all the way down to her feet, and not by (don't get me wrong, cute as a button) stubby little brunettes with ratty hair who could stand to mix in a salad or two.

So, you can see how I might have been a tad confused.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:59 pm

No prob, buddy, gg.

by **pinback** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:04 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:In all honesty, the part of myself that can get infatuated and feel that way, and generate that indescribable feeling you get
I was, and am not "infatuated".

I might have been a little hasty on that one, actually.

Might have been just a bit quick.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 8:43 pm

bot wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
I think it's fairly obvious to all involved that Ben didn't feel "comfortable" with the ladies until you had left the country.
Eh? What's this all aboot now? I think you meant to say the "continent."

I was trying to spare a shred of Ben's dignity there. I mean, needing breathing room from a country: sure. We've all been there. An entire continent? And one the size of North America? I mean, this isn't Europe we're talking about here. That's just sad.

by **bot** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:56 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
I think it's fairly obvious to all involved that Ben didn't feel "comfortable" with the ladies until you had left the country.

Eh? What's this all aboot now? I think you meant to say the "continent."

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:47 pm

bot wrote:Christ, I move to Japan, miss out on the forum for a couple of lousy days and *this* happens?

WTF? Hasen't anyone on this BBS been laid before?

I mean, except Jack Straw? (And now Pinback)

I think it's fairly obvious to all involved that Ben didn't feel "comfortable" with the ladies until you had left the country.

by **bot** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 7:33 pm

Christ, I move to Japan, miss out on the forum for a couple of lousy days and *this* happens?

WTF? Hasen't anyone on this BBS been laid before?

I mean, except Jack Straw? (And now Pinback)

by **Jmaes Bond** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 4:42 pm

You did? Awesome! Fuck you, shithead!

by **pinback** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:44 pm

I had cancelled HAPPY DAY five minutes before writing that post.

by **James Bond** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:43 pm

pinback wrote:Go break up with Jack Straw again or something, and get out of my face.

God, people like this irritate me.

Ben! Shame on you! You are not being happy on your own happy day? What on earth is the matter with you? I thought there was really something here!

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