First off, thanks for Roody for pointing us to the Majestic Bundle so we could finally all get our copies.
Second off, I am way better at this than any of you. I mean, I'm only on the first level, but anyone who knows me knows that I'm the fucking Billy Mitchell of this place, and will likely beat all of your records, except for Flack's, who 100%ed the shit. I will merely tie him (but probably get better scores whilst doing so.)
Anyhow, it wants me to do a "360 backflip turndown". I am backflipping and turning the fuck down like nobody's business. I am flipping 360 degrees. SORRY if I don't get you and your millennial "jargon" here, but it's almost unacceptable that it doesn't actually tell you what a "360 backflip turndown" is. Tells you what a backflip is! Tells you what a turndown is! I already know what 360 means! LOL! I am doing all of those things!
And yet, it will not award me the little checkmark.
What the fuck is 360 backflip turndown.
I am way better at this than you, but answer me anyway.
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 5:07 am
by Flack
A 360 backflip turndown FOR WHAT!
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The 360 refers to spinning, so you need to do a backflip, plus spin 360 degrees (up or down on controller or keyboard), plus the turndown. You can usually break the spins and flips into two different moves, so think of it like a backflip turndown and then add a 360 spin before landing.
Will you be going through this adventure using the keyboard or a gamepad?
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 5:13 am
by pinback
I figured this out whilst still in bed this morning. I forgot you could "spin". Once I realized that, I came down, got my coffee, and -- of course -- did it perfectly.
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 5:57 am
by Flack
While you were in bed I 100%'ed the game again on two flat tires.
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 6:22 am
by pinback
Comin' for ya!
COMING. FOR YOU. GROSS.
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:38 am
by Flack
Awesome! I had forgot what they looked like without 100% printed in all of them!
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:05 pm
by pinback
Yeah, but you have to be at least a little bit concerned. I mean, I've had it less than 24 hours:
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:05 pm
by pinback
I assume Legend is pretty easy.
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:35 pm
by Flack
I don't recall. All I remember is that I completed it in less time than you will.
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 2:19 pm
by pinback
Yes, but I will complete it with more... uh...
Well, now I don't wanna play anymore. :(
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 2:59 pm
by Billy Mays
pinback wrote:Well, now I don't wanna play anymore. :(
It is this attitude that makes you an inferior gamer to Flack.
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:10 pm
by Flack
Billy Mays wrote:
pinback wrote:Well, now I don't wanna play anymore. :(
It is this attitude that makes you an inferior gamer to Flack.
...in bed.
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 4:52 pm
by AArdvark
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahh!
heh ah hahahahahahahahahaah!
THE
DRUNK AND
NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT
AARDVARK
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 6:55 pm
by pinback
I still feel like I'll finish this eventually. I mean, to me, it seems like the keys to the game are:
1. Learn the layout so you know when to press the spacebar.
2. Do the "special trick" for each level.
3. Get everything else by mashing buttons randomly while you're in the air.
Flack may try to explain why this is wrong and there's lots of subtlety involved, but nigga has mashed some random buttons, don't let him fool ya.
Anyway, fantastic game, and more than worth the $3 bundle cost on its own.
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:20 am
by Flack
The nerve! I... well, no, that's pretty much what I did.
There were a few levels where I spent days trying to pull of the special trick. Sometimes it was because I was trying to do the trick off of the wrong ramp but sometimes it was just because it was darn near impossible. The ones that required multiple tricks that requires a diagonal move were the worst.
Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:52 am
by Billy Mays
I think what Flack is try to tell you here pinback is the reason he is a superior gamer to you is humility and determination.
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 4:58 pm
by pinback
Closin' in on it...
Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 5:37 pm
by Flack
Playing about an hour a day, I think it took me 3 weeks to unlock everything. You are way ahead of my schedule. I have underestimated your ability to finish something.
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 8:06 am
by pinback
Well, I'm at 59% on Legend, but I can see this taking way more than three weeks to finish. I'm good with the tricks, I can do the tricks, but the score stuff is not "clicking" for me.
Not "clicking".
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 10:07 am
by Billy Mays
pinback wrote: I'm good with the tricks, I can do the tricks, but the score stuff is not "clicking" for me.
