Jolt Country

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2016 8:17 pm**

I shall be attending the Blue Jays / Dodgers game tomorrow. I am here to answer any questions one might have about this event.

Posted: **Thu May 05, 2016 9:13 pm**

Are either of these teams currently in the NBA playoffs?

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2016 7:57 am**

Did Vin Scully kill two guys?

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2016 2:26 pm**

Will the roof be open in Toronto?

THE
WEATHER OR NOT
AARDVARK

Posted: **Fri May 06, 2016 3:45 pm**

What is a "dodger"? What is it dodging?? Is it dodging BLUE JAYS??

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2016 3:19 pm**

Caller, you're on the air.

Flack wrote:Are either of these teams currently in the NBA playoffs?

Yes, the Los Angeles Dodgers are currently up 2 games to 1 against the Portland Trail Blazers. We expect the series to go seven games and finish up sometime around the 300th anniversary of the NBA.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2016 3:21 pm**

All right, Ben from Santa Clara, you're on.

pinback wrote:Did Vin Scully kill two guys?

That was Dana Scully and it wasn't "two" guys. If there's two million sperm in each ejaculation, she's killed thirty jillion of mine.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2016 3:22 pm**

Aardvark from Rochester, yes, let's go.

AArdvark wrote:Will the roof be open in Toronto?

THE
WEATHER OR NOT
AARDVARK

Great question. The roof was not open. It was 55 degrees Canadian so they left it closed. I heard they are opening it this weekend for the series against the Rays, though.

Posted: **Thu May 12, 2016 3:23 pm**

pinback wrote:What is a "dodger"? What is it dodging?? Is it dodging BLUE JAYS??

The term "Dodger" came from when the team was first created, the Brooklyn Dodgers. Kids used to dodge train cars and not everyone made it. So the term is to glorify playing chicken with trains. Lemme see how many New Yorkers there are now to see if it worked.

8 million. Welp. They tried.