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Snowpiercer

Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:05 am
by pinback
Snowpiercer is a mashup of Brazil and Apocalypse Now, except the river is a train, Katherine Helmond is Tilda Swinton, and other than the train's passengers, everyone in the world is dead.

If that description is appealing to you, it is a must-see, and while not perfect, is wildly, WILDLY entertaining, and more movies should be like it.

If that description is NOT appealing to you, then you are banned from watching movies from now on.

Re: Snowpiercer

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:09 pm
by Tdarcos
pinback wrote:Snowpiercer is a mashup of Brazil and Apocalypse Now, except the river is a train, Katherine Helmond is Tilda Swinton, and other than the train's passengers, everyone in the world is dead.

If that description is NOT appealing to you, then you are banned from watching movies from now on.
Or maybe it means that as far as describing the plot, content or synopsis of films, you don't know what the fuck you're doing, and are so stupid you blame others for your own incontinence, e.g. verbal diarrhea.

Some people might not have seen either or both of those movies and thus won't get the references at all.

Please strongly consider getting a vasectomy lest you reproduce and spread your genetic defects on to others.

Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2014 8:12 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Ha ha!! He's back, ladies and gentlemen! He's back!

Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:43 am
by Jizaboz
TOLD.