Jolt Country

Just to let you know, we are going to a big party at the Niagarafalls convention center (USA side) 9pm-10am saterday night. Last year 8,000 people showed up. Here is the link to the flyer http://www.phluxproductions.com/1-716-7 ... frame.html If you click on pictures and go to Grooveattack 2.0 you can see pictures from the last one. So what are you guys doing this weekend.

Jack Straws Bitch wrote:So what are you guys doing this weekend.

Listening to an emo CD over and over again and crying.

Jesus -- 8,000 ravers in one location? I daresay that if I were able to make it the combination of young female flesh and mass quantities of illegal substances could even allow someone like me to find moments of happiness.

Also, in other news, note this: http://b3ta.com/jailbaitorlegal/

I identified 87% of the jailbait correctly and only 67% of the legal ones. And only 12 out of 16 overall.

12/16

9/16 I suck

9/16, but what do I care....I'm out of the market.

10/16, but the important thing is I identified 100% of the jailbait. I'm home free..

10/16. But what is interesting is my...uh...top five were all jailbait. It's good to be honest.

Oi, my score seems to be on the upper end of things. There's probably a host of conclusions that could be drawn on that that I would be happier not drawing.

I gotta get out of the house this weekend, though. Only problem is that I am hopped up on goofballs (well, amphetamines) (well, two "Ripped Fuel" pills) and therefore I can't get to sleep. I need to be at work by 8:00am tomorrow and will zombie my way through it, no doubt falling asleep when I get home tomorrow (Fri) night. Thus leaving me with a venture-less Friday. (Girls/women as a whole have really pumped it up out here this summer. Sure, it's been an unholy, Mephisto's-pitchfork-of-taunting 95 degrees every single day for the last week and they, unlike me, have outfits that are not long-sleeved. But still. I have no problem writing code on a Friday night, but I'm beginning to feel what is usually described as "cooped up." )

I really need a pressurized container of sleeping gas or something for these kinds of emergencies. Ever since Mike starting working at the National Honey Board, all our cough syrup (read: depressants) have been the non-drowsy kind because he gets the honey-flavored ones for free, so if I want to pull an Elvis and take downers to cancel out my uppers for just a day I don't even have that option.

Annnnnnnnnnnnd it bears stating that whenever I think I am going to be in a club I consult this page: http://www.zefrank.com/invite/swfs/index.html before doing so. Zefrank.com. That page was everyone's link of the day a year and a half ago, but it still has tips for me even today. STIR THE POT OF LOVE.

I guess women are better at identifying legal punany. So for suture refference, when going to something like a rave, bring a female friend along to act as a jailbait detector. =)

13/16

87.5% of the jailbait

75% of the legal dames

-LG

The Jailbait Detector... there's a super-hero or name of a Star Trek: TOS book there or something.