Jolt Country

If you thought "yes" for even a second, I want you to stub your toe on something.

Well they sure aren't getting any kind of love from Western NY right now. The residents of Buffalo will march as one to keep them cause the fans are RABID about their Bills but the rest of the area, not so much. I bet if they try to move them one of the two rich guys that live here will buy the team.


THE
50% OF THE 1%
AARDVARK

Really? People in Rochester aren't all up their butts about the Bills? That surprises me for some reason. At the same time, when I grew up, I always thought of the Bills as belong to Buffalo, not Rochester, thus making me a FREE AGENT to pick the Saints. Now that I am older, that is silly, but still.

If you encounter anyone outside of NY who says, "They should move!!!!" then congratulations, you have found a garbage human. Anyone cheering for franchises to in general just up and move for the sake of it has problems.

I believe the nanosecond they move and settle in a large Canadian city they will win a superbowl.

There seems to be a rift between Bills fans and everyone else in this part of the world. Of course that's just how I perceive it, not caring one way or another. I see more Steelers fans around here than Bills fans.


THE
YELLOW GUYS
WITH RINGS
AARDVARK

FUCK THA HATERZ. RUST BELT 4 LIFE.

http://rochester.twcnews.com/content/ne ... the-bills/


The Donald will save them!

JONBOI JOVI: FUCK YOU
JERRY JONES: FUCK YOU

In addition to Golisano, rock star Jon Bon Jovi is expected to bid on the Bills. The Toronto Sun reported last month that Bon Jovi will form a group with Larry Tanenbaum, chairman of Toronto-based Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, and the intention of that group would be to move the Bills to Canada.

Bon Jovi received strong support from Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones at the NFL's owners meetings earlier this week.

"You talk about individuals and talk about their qualification -- there hasn't been anybody more qualified to be involved in sports ownership, or certainly ownership in the NFL, than Jon Bon Jovi," Jones told reporters in Atlanta.

Bon Jovi wrote a letter to "reassure" Bills fans.

He did not specifically say, "I won't move the team" or "I will never move the team."

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What did he think he was assuring them of, then? He wants to buy the team and move it, because he's an asshole and has his funding with two people in Toronto. It seems the last thing you should do is try to trick the most cynical and abrasive people in America like this.

I want to photoshop a Bills logo on a Canadian flag and post it here. Unfortunately I lack the ability right now. (PC issues)

so if anyone has a couple seconds.....



THE
SHOUT, EH?
AARDVARK

Rogers has been the worst owners in baseball (they own the Blue Jays).

Nobody in their right minds should want them involved in football.

The biggest problem with Rogers is that they have a monopoly. Everyone who comes up from that organization to get involved with other aspects, like sports, comes from a monopoly mindset. They are unqualified to work in fields where there's competition - they get their ass smoked.

They all go to work under the impression that they're talented and intelligent when really they should be a public utility. This is like the guy managing the water system for a small town thinking that he's a business mastermind because he's got 100% market share in Dingle, IA.

How does one's team fail to make the playoffs for 21 years? That's the legacy of Rogers ownership (22 after this year).

Nice! I'm gonna screen grab that and post it on my Facebook page. Ooooo, they gonna be COMMENTS!




THE
RABBLE ROUSER
AARDVARK

In the words of Saint Maynard: "HOLY FUCKING SHIT."

I would hate to be a Dolphins player or fan at the Ralph this weekend. That place is going to go completely sideways. And I will be there. VIVA EL PEGUAL!!!