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The 2013 Open Championship Thread
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 3:28 pm
by pinback
Major #3 "tees off" (that's a golf term) in less than 48 hours.
What are your feelings about this most historical event?
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 7:37 pm
by lethargic
I can already tell that this is "best of" material just waiting to happen.
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:28 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Hey come on. Read this thread:
http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=4081
A bunch of angry idiots try to play a game over the Internet and fail completely. I think it's pretty funny and when we realized that none of us would ever be able to accomplish anything here, ever.
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 10:39 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Also, lethargic, I want you to know some things as you read that thread:
1) The guy Lysander is blind LOL!! and I kept forgetting that and put the results in images that his screen reader couldn't parse.
2) Jack Straw actually went on to kill his entire family and then himself.
3) Draal possibly killed himself, or at least threatened to do so in private messages on this BBS later.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:21 am
by lethargic
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Also, lethargic, I want you to know some things as you read that thread.
George Zimmerman has a better chance at being elected president of the NAACP than you have a chance of getting me to read a 25 page thread from 7 years ago.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:05 am
by AArdvark
That was a fun game. I wish we could play it again. It brought the post count up tremendously and was better than watching Dexter.
THE
THE THING
AARDVARK
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:47 am
by gsdgsd
I'd completely forgotten about that game. That was a lot of fun.
I'd also completely forgotten about Draal. Less fun.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 10:59 am
by pinback
Alriiiight! Who wants to talk about the 2013 Open Championship!
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 1:56 pm
by gsdgsd
Can we play the werewolf game again?
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 2:53 pm
by pinback
Okay but in this version the townspeople are golf spectators and the werewolf is CBS Golf Analyst Jim Nantz.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 3:44 pm
by AArdvark
Cant we all be famous golfers instead of just spectators?
(edit: We could all be stuck on the Golf Course that Dripped Blood)
THE
ARNOLD PALMER IS
A THE THING
AARDVARK
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:35 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Yes, a werewolf and SEERS. We need a seer.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 4:49 pm
by pinback
I guess Lysander's out.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:09 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
gsdgsd wrote:I'd completely forgotten about that game. That was a lot of fun.
Greg knows where it is at.
Unfortunately, we have even fewer people who have the stomach for our nonsense in this day than we did back then. Now, some of that really isn't our fault, but... well, actually, none of it is our fault.
We need a Werewolf-type game that can be played with six people.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:26 pm
by pinback
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:gsdgsd wrote:I'd completely forgotten about that game. That was a lot of fun.
Greg knows where it is at.
Unfortunately, we have even fewer people who have the stomach for our nonsense in this day than we did back then. Now, some of that really isn't our fault, but... well, actually, none of it is our fault.
I'm going to mark down Straw for at least three potential missing players.
Lethargic, do you reall-- have you dived into that story yet? I think as the one new guy I apparently don't have the power or skill to run off, you deserve to know what this place does to people.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:27 pm
by pinback
By the way, the Open Championship tees off in just a matter of hours.
Very exciting.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:33 pm
by lethargic
pinback wrote:I'm going to mark down Straw for at least three potential missing players.
Lethargic, do you reall-- have you dived into that story yet? I think as the one new guy I apparently don't have the power or skill to run off, you deserve to know what this place does to people.
Is there a thread for that? I'd read a 25 page thread about murder.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:42 pm
by pinback
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 8:48 pm
by pinback
And then for comic relief you can read this:
http://www.joltcountry.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=6741
...where Paul tries to give a dead man financial advice while we're all trying to get him to shut the fuck up because he just killed his whole family.
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 9:17 pm
by Retro
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
We need a Werewolf-type game that can be played with six people.
Counting Flack and myself, that would make seven players.
Can we play The Thing or Wereworlf with seven people?