As of 5:30 PM Eastern, everyone is tied for the lead with a score of 0, because the tournament doesn't start until tomorrow.
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:49 pm
by pinback
Alright, let's go. Let's GO.
Let's DO THIS FUCKING THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:14 pm
by Tiger Woods
wrote:How the fuck did it do that?
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:28 pm
by pinback
Tiger Woods wrote:
wrote:How the fuck did it do that?
That was awesome.
DAY 1 UPDATE
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1. No-name "Marc Leishman" on top at -6.
2. Sergio BARF-cia in second at -5.
3. Tiger tied for tenth-ish at -2.
4. Phil currently at +2, lol.
5. Still another hour or two to go.
6. Tiger broadcasted F-bomb count: 1 (see above).
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:10 pm
by pinback
DAY 2 UPDATE
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Tiger was tied for the lead, and hit his best shot of the day.
Here it is:
[youtube][/youtube]
As a result he's now three back.
FUCK THIS SHIT.
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:05 pm
by Cheater says fuck?
wrote:How the fuck did I do that?
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 5:48 pm
by pinback
Cheater says fuck? wrote:
wrote:How the fuck did I do that?
"Cheater", really? How did you find your way here from Yahoo Sports?
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:41 pm
by AArdvark
THAT GODDAM MASTERS THEME SONG IS NOW BURNED INTO MY HEAD but I can live with it for another day.
THE
BE COOL
AARDVARK
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 5:15 pm
by pinback
Tiger finished at -5. -9 would have gotten him into a playoff.
The 15th hole on Friday cost him four strokes, because he hit the pin with his best shot of the tournament.
NOBODY mentioned this on the wrapup broadcast on CBS: "Tiger just didn't quite have it going this week." HE WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE PLAYOFF IF HE HADN'T HIT THAT TOO-GOOD SHOT INTO 15.
Look, Adam Scott would have won it anyway with that putt to win it on #10, whatever. But the story of this Masters was the flagstick on #15, and how it just happened to get into the way of the shot that would have been the beginning of the end for everyone else in the field.
Oh well, Congrats Adam Scott on a thrilling victory (it was!) Anti-congrats to his caddy, Stevie Williams, who manages still to be a butt-hurt dickhole even though he made millions of dollars by carrying a black man's golf clubs.
Posted: Sun Apr 14, 2013 10:23 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Stevie is a girl's name. Like Stevie Case.
Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 5:46 am
by Quinn Z. DeAngelo
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Stevie is a girl's name. Like Stevie Case.
Or Stevie Nicks.
Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 5:45 pm
by AArdvark
MMMMMmmm, fried chicken!
Posted: Wed May 22, 2013 11:07 pm
by pinback
Our local station did five hours today on "why do we spend so much time on the stupid comments of these stupid athletes!?!!?!"
Five hours, they asked their listeners that.
OUTRAGED!
WHY DO WE, THIS SHOW THAT HAS SPENT THE LAST FIVE HOURS TALKING ABOUT THIS DUMB GODDAMN IDIOT, SPEND FIVE HOURS TALKING ABOUT THIS DUMB GODDAMN IDIOT!
None of them mentioned the irony. They just took five hours of phone calls telling them how RIGHT they were to not even bring up what these dumb racist idiots had to say.
I just don't understand how in all this "controversy" nobody has bothered to ask Tiger Woods if he likes fried chicken. That would be my first question if I was a reporter.
Well....DO you like fried chicken?
I mean, if he likes it, then what's the problem? Everybody is just being polite and offering the man fried chicken. I'd love some fried chicken myself.
Actually that would be my 2nd question. My first would be did you get a black pecker or an asian pecker? That would suck so much to if he got the asian one.
I would probably get fired.
Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 10:43 pm
by pinback
Don't be a fucking idiot, and enjoy this for all it's worth.
1. No, you can't say "we'll invite the black guy over for fried chicken" without some well-deserved blow-back. Fuzzy Zoeller has still not recovered, sixteen years later. I mean, yeah, we can go the "everyone needs to lighten up" route, but that's... that's pretty goddamn bad.
2. But the very BEST part of this is the European Tour CEO sticking up for Sergio by explaining that most of his friends are colored. This is the greatest thing that has ever happened. I can't believe how great this is. A dumb goddamn European makes the world's second most racist comment, and then he gets backed up by another stupid goddamn European making the world's most racist comment trying to defend him.
Oh my god, is this great. HAHHAHAHahaha. Clueless Rich White People is the name of my next metal band.
Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 11:14 pm
by lethargic
Colored is the world's most racist comment? I wouldn't even put that in the top ten. I blow that away every time I get stuck in traffic.
Posted: Fri May 24, 2013 11:24 pm
by pinback
Do you see any humor in a guy defending another guy's racist comment by saying, it's okay, he has lots of colored friends?