Jolt Country

1) I somehow ended up with Roy Finch again in my fantasy league. Last I heard, the Sooners gave up and moved him to WR because he can't block.

2) That RB from Notre Dame got suspended for two games. He was my #2 RB. WHAT A DELIGHT. The suspensions in college football are out of fucking hand.

3) I had Ryan Nassib, of Syracuse, account for 40 points. He was on my bench. How the FUCK does LSU not schedule some shitty opponent to drop 90 points on? I had their starting quarterback because, you know, they were runners-up to the champs. He got me six points. What the fucking fuck?

It's not that I hate college footbakll. It's fine. It's that I lose 50 dollars a year on it. I can not imagine anyone being this bad at anything.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's not that I hate college footbakll. It's fine. It's that I lose 50 dollars a year on it. I can not imagine anyone being this bad at anything.

1. Gambling is a zero-sum game, someone has to lose for someone else to win. Aren't there (presumably free) programs out there (or perhaps a spreadsheet template) to allow you to test your college footbakll selections?
2. If you tried using fundamentals and history you'd probably do better, wouldn't you?
3. Don't complain that drains out fun of Fantasy Footbakll League, either you're in it to have fun or to make money, you don't necessarily get both and shouldn't expect it.
4. Yes, I know I'm misspelling football; I was just copying you.