Jolt Country

Not gonna get worked up over this shit anymore. Just keeping you informed:

Adam Scott leads after the first round, at -6.

Tiger and a bunch of other idiots are tied for sixth at -3.

Phat Mickelfat ganked it around for a +3.

See you tomorrow for Round 2.

Would you say Tiger is "in the hunt"?

I stopped watching after the 14th hole - congrats to Adam Scott on his first major!

L.

PS: O.

PPS: L.

Hate to see that.

(Love to see that!)