Goof off time now lessened by 0.001%
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2003 1:55 pm
Well, Eric Neel pretty much but together a nice little death keen. My employer won't have to worry about me ever wasting time with his columns ever again.
Yeah. The NBA Finals the last few years have been THRILLING. Like riding a rickety old roller coaster with a serial killer in the next cart over from you. Thrills, chills and spills!!!
NBA Playoffs vs. NFL Playoffs
You can make a case for the do-or-die drama of the NFL postseason, for the way every weak-side dive and broken-up pass is tinged with drama and import. And you can make a case against the slowed-down, spiritless style of NBA postseason games, when everyone is so uptight about each possession they squeeze the flow right out of the game. You can make a case for the winter elements in football, too, and a case against basketball's 100-Years-War playoffs that run from, what, February to September? But in the end, it gets down to one thing: The Super Bowl is usually pretty bad, and even when it's good, it's so trumped-up and special-effected it cheapens all that's good and true about what's come before it. Winner: NBA Playoffs.
Yeah. The NBA Finals the last few years have been THRILLING. Like riding a rickety old roller coaster with a serial killer in the next cart over from you. Thrills, chills and spills!!!