Jolt Country

The ultimate thread is for when one of them dies.

Dreamtime
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Art of Heartbreak
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United State
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Hard To Be In Love With You
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Everytime You Go Away
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Go Solo
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Did It In A Minute
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I Ain't Gonna Take It This Time
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Someone Like You
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Keep On Pushin' Love
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:The ultimate thread is for when one of them dies.

A radio show once asked a farmer if he liked music. He said yes. When asked if he liked Hall and Oates, he said that haulin' hay was easier.

If one of them dies quickly, will they say he Did It In a Minute? Once this happens, then we'll see, and Someday We'll Know.

I have an Intuition about this. If he's killed by a Hannibal Lector or a Jeffrey Dahmer will they say he was a victim of a Maneater? If the dead one was kept in a pit, will they say he was Alone Too Long? If they find out the serial killer had money and was a young female, would they say the killer was a Rich Girl? If the police kill her by shooting out the window of her Getaway Car, should we say She's Gone? If it was a single sniper that killed her, would we say she was taken out One On One?

Maybe I shouldn't have tried to do these puns because Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid. Any I forget to include will be a Missed Opportunity. At this rate I could keep Talking all night, because I'll post these Forever For You. If I make a mistake and this post gets dropped, I'll have to be Starting All Over Again.

If I'm forced by someone here to stop posting these, you'd probably tell him You Make My Dreams Come True because it's Everything Your Heart Desires. But don't trust just a claim that they'll make me stop, because Promise Ain't Enough. They'd probably have to use bribes to get me to stop because I'm a Man On A Mission and I won't Do It For Love, I can't Go For That (No Can Do).

Even if I stop posting, don't worry, I'll Be Around. And if I'm not, then you can close the "I can't believe TDARCOS survived" thread, saying that we are Without You.

Tdarcos wrote:(nothing of importance)

I'll give it a 34 but I can't dance to it.

American Bandstand wrote:

Tdarcos wrote:(nothing of importance)

I'll give it a 34 but I can't dance to it.

I get this joke.