Jolt Country

I’m waiting for this very unstable Tiger to throw a punch at someone on the course. It’s obvious he cannot control his emotions at all. Nicklaus, Palmer, Watson, never, ever threw a club, or smashed one against their bag, take a purposeful divot, not talk to the reporter after a loss, swear out loud, etc. To compare Tiger to one of these guys is impossible. Tiger is the biggest bum in sports today. The puke couldn’t keep his thing in his pants while his gorgeous and devoted wife was giving birth. Go out with a few women while your wife is pregnant? Hey, way to go Tiger! Only reason his remaining sponsors haven’t dumped him is because of money. They have the same ethics as Tiger.

Callaway wrote:The puke couldn’t keep his thing in his pants

The reason why he's cheating on his wife is not relevant. That he's cheating on her while she's giving birth has nothing to do with the fact he was cheating on her. A lot of guys who were real Tomcats when they were single allow their fiancee to talk them in to becoming monogamous and often it doesn't work. I quote from my story The Takeover Man:

The Takeover Man:What amazes me is you're not jealous and have no objections to me having other girlfriends.
The Domesticator: Look, I'm not stupid. You meet some guy, you like each other and you start having sex, maybe you move in together if it gets serious. If he's the sort of guy that was a serial boyfriend, he saw one woman at a time, then it's reasonable to expect him to be monogamous with you. But if your boyfriend was seeing parallel women on a regular basis, you're not going to change him and putting him on a leash only means he resents you and the leash and eventually he jumps it. Worse, he sneaks around and hides things on you to get around how badly the leash chafes him.
The Takeover Man: ‘Serial and parallel' women. Spoken like a true engineer.
The Domesticator: I am one, same as you are... But anyway, coming back to guys that are used to seeing multiple women and now their main squeeze - whether it's a girlfriend or a wife - wants them to be exclusive to her. Guy tricks himself into thinking it will work and the stupid broad thinks she can change him. Never works. And for public couples the train wrecks that result can be very amusing.
I thought it was so funny. Ted Turńer tells a reporter how being married was fun, but having to be monogamous was a pain. Then ‘Hanoi Jane' finds out he's cheating on her and divorces him. Rod Stewart once told a magazine how he was so much in love with his new wife that he'd rather have his dick cut off than cheat on her. That's a direct quote, by the way. Wife eventually files for divorce from ‘Rod "spread your legs and let me come inside you" Stewart' because of adultery. As much as a reputation as he's had she should have known better... Most people have unstated opinions about what they expect, as I said before, their boyfriend was painting the town red, yellow, blue and green with every brush in the shed, then she expects him to use only her brush, and is disappointed when he goes back to the paint can for a different hue.