Jolt Country

Am I the only one in the world who likes soft, barely cooked bacon, with plenty of unrendered white fatty bits still oozing grease?

I'll hang up and listen.

Yeah, not me. I like it firm, but not overcooked. My wife likes it burnt. She actually likes a lot of things burnt. If we order fajitas, her favorite part are the little pieces of meat that stick to the skillet and turn black.

Right. That settles it. I'm the only one in the world.

To be fair, right now we only have "(everyone in the world) - 2". We will need a few more responses for a control group.

Also, I had someone offer me a bottle of this tonight. I passed.

http://coolmaterial.com/home/bacon-soda-2/

I'm sorry, Ben. I'll gooooooooo with that style of bacon. I don't hate it. But that's the kind I can make. I can't make the crispy kind.

As a result, I like what I can't have more.

I am now off to play a game with collision detection. Any game with collision detection.

I see a housewarming gift in your future ...

The slower you cook the bacon, the better it tastes. Chewy, with crispy edges, that's the way.



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lol ben never likes anything other people do

Bacon? Chewy without the chew; this just means its cooked about three minutes before it becomes crispy at all (so it is also still cooked). I always had difficulty obtaining this with packaged bacon and found that the butcher block (where they cut a hulking slab of it into strips for you) was always the preferred type (was recently turned onto Apple smoked bacon but that is the usual packaged nonsense).

pinback wrote:Am I the only one in the world who likes soft, barely cooked bacon, with plenty of unrendered white fatty bits still oozing grease?

I'll hang up and listen.

That's the only kind of bacon I like either, the soft, chewy kind. I do not like crispy bacon.

$10 for a bacon video.

pinback wrote:$10 for a bacon video.

And I can trust you? Welshed on one $5 video and raped one of my postings. Yeah, right.

Tdarcos wrote:

pinback wrote:$10 for a bacon video.

And I can trust you? Welshed on one $5 video and raped one of my postings. Yeah, right.

$15 out the door.

$20 for Comcast to smite him for another week.

I'd pay $25 for tdarcos to shit all over the dilbert blog comments section for a week. Just be yourself.

Reality check for Reality Check: Tdarcos does not require financial reimbursement for shitting all over conversations.

Flack wrote:Reality check for Reality Check: Tdarcos does not require financial reimbursement for shitting all over conversations.

JC FUN FAX: You've all been able to post as "Reality Check" for about two seconds after I put that ban in.

"Khan, I'm laughing at the superior intellect!"

Flack wrote:$20 for Comcast to smite him for another week.

Actually, Comcast lost $20. They promised a 1-3pm arrival time; the two guys did not show up until 5, so my landlord will get a $20 credit.

Oh, and the reason I will not ask him for a credit is he's actually giving me a discount, I only pay him $10 a month. It may have to do with my attitude as a tenant. I don't ask for anything unless I'll pay for it (like adding Internet), I pay my rent on time, by bank check, and I don't bother the other tenants unnecessarily and when there is a complaint (my room often smells because opening it up to air it out is difficult), I fix it as soon as possible.

Let me explain the joke to you -- I am willing to pay Comcast $20 to turn off your internet access. And by "$20" I really mean "four billion dollars."

Tdarcos wrote:when there is a complaint (my room often smells because opening it up to air it out is difficult)

oh my god that sounds fucking disgusting