Jolt Country

I went out for a while because we had some warm weather, and I decided not to take a coat. It got cooler and I should have. But that's not it.

I have something like diarrhea. I got home, had to go to the bathroom, had what seemed like a normal bowel movement, but sat there on the pot for quite a while because I didn't have that "clean and empty" feeling I usually get when I'm really done. I felt much better but I wasn't generating any more even if I didn't feel like I was finished. Finally gave up, got to my wheelchair, put my pants back on, washed my hands, came out...

And damn if I didn't need to take a dump again. Just barely got back to the toilet and I did. Reminded me of liquid. Sat for a while, and I feel empty again. I still sat for a while, and I think I'm really empty.

I got back on my wheelchair, put my pants back on, washed my hands, came out...

So far, I just have a slight feeling of a little bit of queaziness but otherwise, so far, no emergency unload condition. The queaziness is subsiding so I think I'm okay. I think maybe I need to stop eating at McDonalds, that stuff'll kill ya.

Jack-in-the-Box causes projectile vomiting, but MickeyD's causes projectile diarrhea, and they don't even have the McRib any more to compensate.

"McDonalds, the food that almost killed Morgan Spurlock."

So, what's the end game here? Gonna see a doctor? This BBS needs you.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:So, what's the end game here? Gonna see a doctor? This BBS needs you.

I think it was just something minor, I even ate some more of the burgers later, and I felt fine. I think I just get diarrhea from time to time.

Speaking of diarrhea, I guess it's time to get started making the crepe video. Not quite the same as "eating shit off a plate," but with the way I make omelets, you never know!