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Savvyraven and I have a disagreement about whether Taylor Swift is hot or looks like a goddamn alien. Let's let the PEOPLE DECIDE!!!!!!!!!

She got that skank look about her. Like she would suck you like a Hoover if you gave her a line of coke.



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AArdvark wrote:She got that skank look about her. Like she would suck you like a Hoover if you gave her a line of coke.

"I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back."
- Willie Nelson to Jane Fonda, The Electric Horseman

Then there's Bob Saget.

Sorry Pinner, I have to go with "none of the above". I don't know if she's all that alien-like, but she's definitely not hot -- at least, not to me. Lock her in a 24/7 buffet for a month or so and then get back to me.

Flack wrote:Sorry Pinner, I have to go with "none of the above". I don't know if she's all that alien-like, but she's definitely not hot -- at least, not to me. Lock her in a 24/7 buffet for a month or so and then get back to me.

You have to pick one. Don't be "None Of The Above Guy".

Nobody likes that guy.

She's incredibly hot. Come on, that's just a bad picture. I find the alien attractive too, though - I should note that.

Taylor Swift is extremely hot.

pinback wrote:You have to pick one.

Benjamin, you're the one who said "we don't do quizzes here." If someone is required to answer that smells like a quiz to me.

I am deeply ashamed of you, you're acting like a Republican who agreed with the Teabaggers that they wouldn't put earmarks into the funding bills, then defended the earmarks in funding bills by saying they put them in before they promised not to put earmarks in funding bills.

You're a hypocrite.

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pinback wrote:You have to pick one.

Benjamin, you're the one who said "we don't do quizzes here." If someone is required to answer that smells like a quiz to me.

It's a POLL, not a QUIZ.

THINGS WE DON'T DO HERE: QUIZZES.

THINGS WE DO DO HERE: POLLS.

Heh. "Do do".

Forced to choose, I went with alien.

"alien anal probe" -- 50,400 Google hits.

"taylor swift anal probe" -- 7,380 Google hits.

Sadly, no good video of either exists.

I bet nobody ever got space rabies from an alien tho.



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Tdarcos wrote:I am deeply ashamed of you, you're acting like a Republican who agreed with the Teabaggers that they wouldn't put earmarks into the funding bills, then defended the earmarks in funding bills by saying they put them in before they promised not to put earmarks in funding bills.

You're a hypocrite.

Someone is waaaay overthinking a Taylor Swift question.

RealityCheck wrote:

Tdarcos wrote:I am deeply ashamed of you, you're acting like a Republican who agreed with the Teabaggers that they wouldn't put earmarks into the funding bills, then defended the earmarks in funding bills by saying they put them in before they promised not to put earmarks in funding bills.

You're a hypocrite.

Someone is waaaay overthinking a Taylor Swift question.

No, I just thought it would be a great way to needle Ben, since he was the one who said we don't do quizes then says the other guy had to answer.

What's the difference between a quiz and a poll? Maybe it's the difference between "alien anal probe" and "Taylor Swift anal probe": One where you're getting fucked and the other where you're screwing someone! :)