Jolt Country

Who is in the Internet Movie Database? Did you say this guy? It's this guy.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4146410/

What will it cost for me to get a head shot into this fucking hanger-abortion of a website? I've heard around $55. My family didn't bother to get me a birthday gift in 2010, so in addition to me whining like a little baby with a lemon-flavoured rattle, maybe they can chip in for this.

Now that I'm in, I am going to be working hard for that second credit. I've heard that's the tough one.

IMDB wrote: STARmeter: Down 56% in popularity this week. See why on IMDbPro

Huh. What does it feel like to have your STARmeter drop 56% in a single week? Do you get an alert sent to your phone? Or does a guy leaving a flaming bag of elephant feces in your back yard?

Or is it something you just "sense" like when Alderaan blows up? (I am equating your acting career with Alderaan, by the way, in case you miss the symbolism.)

Oh - if I get IMDB Pro for a month, I'll see why your STARmeter dropped by so much. I won't tell you or anything, but I'll know. And I'll be laughing.

Ha! Ha ha!

I clicked on the fun facts link for both you guys and there weren't any. does that mean there's no fun in IMDBville.



THE
INCOMPLETE
AARDVARK

pinback wrote:YAWN

I just want to know Which one of these eight entries is mine?
Or is it one of the other 32?

" STARmeter: Down 8% in popularity this week. See why on IMDbPro"

My star! My star!!!

They prolly do that just to mess with you. Anyone can say the starmeter is down, like a bad Wall street stock. Proving it somehow, before the congressional starmeter inquiry board is another matter.



THE
MR SENATOR
AARDVARK

No, it's real. I've been asking around and ... yeah, Jonsey's star power is dropping. Just this morning I asked the guy who takes out trash out what he thought of Ice Cream Jonsey. "Who?" he replied. Man, it's like a falling star ...