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Pinback: That was a fine encrushment yesterday.
Ice Cream Jonsey: The shit we took on the Bucs?
Pinback: A fine encrushment.
Ice Cream Jonsey: They're having trouble selling out. So I think it was blacked out in Tampa.
Ice Cream Jonsey: If I were Tom Benson I'd have bought the last few seats so those local assholes could see my team kick theirs in the fucking face.

Pinback: I got a thing in the mail yesterday. FREE BIG MAC THE DAY AFTER A BRONCOS WIN! It also says: Cash value, 1/20 of 1 cent.
Pinback: I think I'll take the 1/20th of a cent.
Pinback: SMART BUSINESS MOVE
Pinback: Tim Tebow my ass.
Ice Cream Jonsey: I didn't catch that game. I guess he scored a touchdown? He didn't throw for one, did he?
Ice Cream Jonsey: I mean, two years from now we're gonna go, "huh, trading away all your best players for shit isn't the way to go."
Pinback: With the poise of a veteran, he... did some shit, I dunno, I didn't watch either, I just wanted my goddamn big mac.

Ice Cream Jonsey: Baby steps. First he plays. Then he rushes badly. Then he rushes well. Then he rushes for a score. Then he ... well, I don't want to get too ahead of myself. But ... throws for a score??
Pinback: No.
Pinback: That's where I draw the line.
Ice Cream Jonsey: Let's have a thread. When will Tim Tebow throw for his first TD pass?
Pinback: Okay. THREAD TIME.


When Will Tim Tebow Throw For His First Touchdown Pass?

I want you to keep something in mind before you decide. Go here:

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/p ... boTi00.htm

That's the page on Pro Football Reference for Tim Tebow. It has rushing and receiving stats, but nothing for passing. I have never seen a quarterback's page look like this before. It's ... it's going to take a guy getting a call at 2:00 PM MDT some day in the (far, far) future to do a direct insert to the DB just to get Tebow to the point where the official record notes him as the kind of guy who MIGHT throw.

With that in mind, I'll go with:

Week 7 Of The 2011 NFL Season

(That would be next season.)

Week 15, this season. The Broncos will be 4-10 at that point, so they'll give the little twerp a shot.

Well don't we both look like a couple of jealous assholes.

The correct answer was:

Week Whatever It Is Of The 2010 NFL Season

I can't believe the drubbing they gave the Chiefs. But Tim Tebow threw a touchdown pass to some guy Josh Daniels probably would have traded Terrell Davis, Shannon Sharpe, Ed McCaffrey and Jesus the Uniter for, while throwing in two "third round" picks.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Well don't we both look like a couple of jealous assholes.

The correct answer was:

Week Whatever It Is Of The 2010 NFL Season

I can't believe the drubbing they gave the Chiefs. But Tim Tebow threw a touchdown pass to some guy Josh Daniels probably would have traded Terrell Davis, Shannon Sharpe, Ed McCaffrey and Jesus the Uniter for, while throwing in two "third round" picks.

I'm sticking by my 4-10 prediction, for whatever it's worth, which is nothing.

MEANWHILE EVERYONE WATCH THE ONLY THING WORTH WATCHING IN DENVER SPORTS:

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Thank you, yes. Why is there not more hockey talk on Jolt Country?

Needs more playoffs first.