So I'd like to tell him to have a great one, and I hope he has many, many more.
I have no idea how old you are, otherwise I would tell you where your peak power years in baseball were headed.
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 5:29 pm
by AArdvark
Today is year 43. I had a half glass of rum.
THE
NOT SO SLOSHED
AARDVARK
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 8:20 pm
by Jack Straw
Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:20 pm
by Flack
Happy Birthday!
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:15 am
by AArdvark
Thank you everyone!
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:25 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I will be using this thread to discuss other things I believe, after this.
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:42 pm
by Jack Straw
Naturally.. it's not aArdvark's birthday anymore.
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:30 pm
by Flack
It is now officially Aardvark's "Unbirthday" thread.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:16 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I will be using this thread to discuss other things I believe, after this.
Don't get clipped like I did! My water heater started to leak over the weekend. This, naturally, made me very UPSET, because of a billion reasons, the least of which is the horror of going to sleep and waking up to find my arcade games drenched.
(Although the slope sends things in my office, and if it got rally bad, well, there is a drain in the water heater room.)
Anyway, the water did end up seeping into the floor under my office. Now it smells like fucking mildew and old pants. Is there ANYTHING I can do to fix this? Anything at all? I don't think steam-cleaning the carpet would work, right?
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:24 am
by CO
You've got homeowners insurance, right? You should get someone like servepro to bring in one of those huge blower fans to dry everything out quick. I once just turned on my oven and blew the heat out with a fan when a landlord wouldn't take care of water.
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:12 pm
by AArdvark
I always thought Alice was kind of hot, in a non-pedophilic way of course.
Need to dry out as quickly as possible. I have a spare furnace blower that I use when the water comes in (usually in the spring.) Smell can be eliminated with bleach but until the water dries it won't really help for long.
THE
SANITARY CLAUSE
AARDVARK
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:44 pm
by AArdvark
The blue fairy in Pinocchio is also hot in a cartoon way.
Don't mind me.
THE
TAKE IT
WHERE I CAN
AARDVARK
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:55 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Bleach? Where do I dump the bleach? That will - won't that bleach the color of the carpet?
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:56 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Look. I'm just gonna drop some bleach down while I wait for the reply. I'm sure nothing will come of it, and this reckless action won't pay whatever the opposite of dividends are. It'll be fine.
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:18 pm
by AArdvark
Oh, carpet. Yeah, wet carpet is not a good thing. Hope it doesn't have to be removed. Actually by now it's pretty dry, right?
THE
MILDEW REMOVER
AARDVARK
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:51 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
It IS. I can't smell anything in here any longer, so I am either acclimated, or it's gone away. I'll be sure to exclusively date smokers in the near future though, to be safe.
