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Defcon Game Nite?
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 10:50 am
by pinback
C'mon! Anyone here wanna play some DEFCON?
It's good fun! Come on! Quit right in the middle of a game of Galaga, change your high school grades, grab a cob of raw corn, and play some DEFCON!
With me! Pinner!
Re: Defcon Game Nite?
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:01 pm
by Tdarcos
pinback wrote:C'mon! Anyone here wanna play some DEFCON?
Is it a coin-op game, or is it a computer/x-box/Nintendo/Video type game?
pinback wrote:It's good fun! Come on! Quit right in the middle of a game of Galaga, change your high school grades, grab a cob of raw corn, and play some DEFCON!
With me! Pinner!
Why would anyone want to eat raw corn?
--
"This corn is raw!"
"I know, can't you just taste the vitamins and minerals?"
"Can't we just cook the corn, and take pills?"
- The father and mother in "Wargames"
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:10 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I will suggest TUESDAY NIGHT as Defcon night. Who is with me? Pinner? ChainGangGuy? Worm?!
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:35 pm
by Worm
NO ONE GETS EUROPE
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:39 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Tuesday is no longer good for me. How about Wednesday?
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:26 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Also, it felt pretty good to throw out a day and then like, a half-hour later, have to rescind it. You know what it made me feel like? It made me feel like a real man, that's what.
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 2:43 pm
by hygraed
Wednesday sounds good to me
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:24 pm
by pinback
WEDNESDAY IS FUCKING DEFCON NITE.
It (and the fate of the world) has been decided!
Dr. Tacos, you will have to INVESTIGATE this topic on the internet to determine 1) what kind of game it is, 2) why RAW CORN is essential to the overall experience!
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:10 pm
by Worm
IF SOMEONE HAS TO BE EUROPE I WANT IT TO BE SOMEONE EVERYONE HATES (ME OR PINBACK)
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:32 pm
by pinback
Jesus fuck, is there ANY game we can play that Worm doesn't have some goddamn obscure objection to?
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:36 pm
by Worm
Okay fine, just tell me early so I can have a few drinks and then who has Europe will matter significantly less to me.
Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:35 pm
by hygraed
I call Australia!
australia isn't in the game do you get it
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:22 am
by pinback
Well, Robb is faggoting out for Wednesday too, so...
DEFCON GAME NITE RUINED!!!!
(By Ice Cream Jonsey!)
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:29 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I am sure I can do it Thursday.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:31 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Are we limited to countries that actually HAVE nukes? I guess the list is:
USA
Russia
China
France
England
Pakistan
India
North Korea
... and that's it? I imagine it's a pretty short end-game for North Korea and their lone nuke?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:09 pm
by pinback
Thursday it is!
The teams are: U.S., Russia, Europe, Asia, Africa, and South America, I think.
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:02 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Um, there aren't any nuclear weapons on South America or Africa?
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:07 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I thought of some other places that Defcon can use, seeing how they don't have nukes either:
- Atlantis
- Sherwood Forest
- The Bermuda Triangle
- Canana (haha, Canadiens!
- That Place In The UFO 54/40 Choose Your Own Adventure Book That You Can Only Get To If You Mis-Turn The Page
- A Place... Called Happiness (burn, happiness in humans! sick burn!)
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:12 pm
by hygraed
Gosh it's a good thing I didn't switch my night shift from Wednesday to Thursday in preparation for this OH WAIT I DID
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:34 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Dude, did you? Ah shit! Noooooooooooooo!
I will DEMAND that the other players play without me.
I feel like a complete tit. I am very sorry.