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2008 PGA Player of the Year Award Thread

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:01 pm
by pinback
Well, this is all that there's left to decide. I suggested at the end of the PGA thread that it's definitely gonna go to Paddy, but Tiger still has twice the wins and STILL is on top of the money list, so it might not be the done deal I thought.

Here is a dumbass "point-counterpoint" about this topic on Yahoo Fucking Golf, the most worthless golf page in the universe.

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:43 pm
by pinback
This is just fucking perfect.

Paddy wins two majors, nothing else, and now he's the odds on favorite to win the award. Surely a fine showing in the FedEx cup "playoffs" would seal the deal!

PLAYOFF EVENT 1 RESULT: Paddy misses the cut.

PLAYOFF EVENT 2, FIRST ROUND RESULT: Paddy is alone in last place, in a field of 115 players.

There's your Player of the Year, folks! Ain't he great?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:44 pm
by pinback
Well, he officially won it today.

FUCK YOU PADDY.

This thread is over. See you next April.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:37 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
That's what you meant? I assumed he just won some winter tourney.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 8:49 am
by pinback
They don't play golf in winter. They just collect ill-deserved meaningless awards.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:23 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Wait, the guy missed a cut and finished last at an event. How was he player of the year? Why wasn't it just Tiger Woods? Please explain this to me. There's no playoff, right?

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:30 am
by pinback
He won two (2) majors. That trumps everything else.